How not to find a new home for your cat...
http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=15018320
This cracked me up. It will probably disappear off of Petfinder, so I'm saving the text here.
More About Meatloaf
Meatloaf is currently still in her home, but Oasis is posting her as a courtesy, to help find her an adoptive home. Please read what her current family says about Meatloaf below, and if interested, please contact Jennifer via the phone/e-mail information at the end of this description. Hello, name is Meatloaf and I am an Exotic Shorthair. I am the most affectionate cat in the world once I get to know you. I will even allow you to clip my nails, hold and snuggle me, bathe me and give me medicine. I squirm a little but I will not swat at you and I understand that you are doing it for my well-being. I form a very strong bond with those who are kind enough to take me into their home and give me love and affection. I will not hesitate to let you know that your love is appreciated. Even though I am such a big love, I do get upset easily. This is because I have had several homes in my past. Over the years I have formed a behavioral problem which has resulted in my families having to find another home for me. I pee outside of my litter box if something gets me upset. I like to saturate carpet with my urine and if I have a Urinary Tract Infection (which is pretty rare), I will pee inside of the bathtub. I am looking to find someone where I will be the center of their world and will accept me into their home knowing about my problem. I am not too fond of being in my cage or car rides and I will let out a very mournful cry letting you know that I am upset. For me in the past, car rides have usually meant a new home. I am also a very sensitive girl so I do not like being yelled at for my behavioral problem which has existed for years. Also, I do not like dogs whatsoever. I think they are big, annoying, stinky, stupid creatures who make too much noise and move too much. When you are all tucked in bed, I will come and Meatloaf my body on your chest and purr while you pet me. As you begin to fall asleep with my soft fur and chubby cheeks in your hands, I will ever so gently take my paw and gently touch your face until you awake so you are able to continue petting me. I love getting my chubby chipmunk cheeks scratched and brushed. Although I know it is not good for me, I love plain yogurt and the seasoning on Maui Onion chips. My mommy thinks my head looks like a big Vidalia Onion. She kisses it all the time. Sometimes she kisses me too much and when that happens I have to scratch my cardboard piece. I am a very loving girl who wants someone who can devote time to me. My harvest moon eyes are hypnotizing and I’ve been told several times by various humans that I look like Roseanne Barr. I get very excited for my meals and my tail puffs all big. I will often wake you up to feed me because I get so excited. I don't scratch furniture and only require my cardboard scratching boxes to keep my agitation at bay. I like to sniff your fingers and lips so I can remember who you are and see what you have eaten. I love being brushed, although if I get sick of it I will quickly take my paws, wrap them around your human arms and bring them to my stinky mouth so I can gently bite you so you know to stop. It might scare you but I will not puncture your skin. I only do this so you understand my kitty limits. And hopefully like my previous mommy, you find it charming. I am looking for a home that will not mind my condition and in return I will provide you will unconditional love and affection. You can also stare at my adorable face all day. Indoor only, not de-clawed, hates dogs. Not sure about how she would do with another cat. Meatloaf is very affectionate, and preferably only animal in the home. She would love to live with someone who is retired, in a quiet home, with no small children. If you are interested in adopting Meatloaf, please contact Jennifer via phone [details removed]
In many ways, Meatloaf is a lot like Mermer... only without the peeing and the extra-crazy mommy.
This cracked me up. It will probably disappear off of Petfinder, so I'm saving the text here.
More About Meatloaf
Meatloaf is currently still in her home, but Oasis is posting her as a courtesy, to help find her an adoptive home. Please read what her current family says about Meatloaf below, and if interested, please contact Jennifer via the phone/e-mail information at the end of this description. Hello, name is Meatloaf and I am an Exotic Shorthair. I am the most affectionate cat in the world once I get to know you. I will even allow you to clip my nails, hold and snuggle me, bathe me and give me medicine. I squirm a little but I will not swat at you and I understand that you are doing it for my well-being. I form a very strong bond with those who are kind enough to take me into their home and give me love and affection. I will not hesitate to let you know that your love is appreciated. Even though I am such a big love, I do get upset easily. This is because I have had several homes in my past. Over the years I have formed a behavioral problem which has resulted in my families having to find another home for me. I pee outside of my litter box if something gets me upset. I like to saturate carpet with my urine and if I have a Urinary Tract Infection (which is pretty rare), I will pee inside of the bathtub. I am looking to find someone where I will be the center of their world and will accept me into their home knowing about my problem. I am not too fond of being in my cage or car rides and I will let out a very mournful cry letting you know that I am upset. For me in the past, car rides have usually meant a new home. I am also a very sensitive girl so I do not like being yelled at for my behavioral problem which has existed for years. Also, I do not like dogs whatsoever. I think they are big, annoying, stinky, stupid creatures who make too much noise and move too much. When you are all tucked in bed, I will come and Meatloaf my body on your chest and purr while you pet me. As you begin to fall asleep with my soft fur and chubby cheeks in your hands, I will ever so gently take my paw and gently touch your face until you awake so you are able to continue petting me. I love getting my chubby chipmunk cheeks scratched and brushed. Although I know it is not good for me, I love plain yogurt and the seasoning on Maui Onion chips. My mommy thinks my head looks like a big Vidalia Onion. She kisses it all the time. Sometimes she kisses me too much and when that happens I have to scratch my cardboard piece. I am a very loving girl who wants someone who can devote time to me. My harvest moon eyes are hypnotizing and I’ve been told several times by various humans that I look like Roseanne Barr. I get very excited for my meals and my tail puffs all big. I will often wake you up to feed me because I get so excited. I don't scratch furniture and only require my cardboard scratching boxes to keep my agitation at bay. I like to sniff your fingers and lips so I can remember who you are and see what you have eaten. I love being brushed, although if I get sick of it I will quickly take my paws, wrap them around your human arms and bring them to my stinky mouth so I can gently bite you so you know to stop. It might scare you but I will not puncture your skin. I only do this so you understand my kitty limits. And hopefully like my previous mommy, you find it charming. I am looking for a home that will not mind my condition and in return I will provide you will unconditional love and affection. You can also stare at my adorable face all day. Indoor only, not de-clawed, hates dogs. Not sure about how she would do with another cat. Meatloaf is very affectionate, and preferably only animal in the home. She would love to live with someone who is retired, in a quiet home, with no small children. If you are interested in adopting Meatloaf, please contact Jennifer via phone [details removed]
In many ways, Meatloaf is a lot like Mermer... only without the peeing and the extra-crazy mommy.