come on, badfic, light my fire

Jul 08, 2011 14:42

My status as a magus was still visible for anyone that cared to look with their Sight, and I was giving off that tingle of power that would give me away to any practitioner. I just couldn’t access any of it. Not even enough to light the candles in my apartment.
I live in a basement apartment, without any electrical light because light bulbs don‘t last more than a handful of days around me. This was big problem.

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Dear fic author;

Yes, depriving Harry Dresden of his magic is a big deal. But not because he can't light the candles in his apartment. One, his apartment is wired for electricity and maybe under this condition, he won't be fritzing out the electric lights. And two, because there's been a new invention, maybe you've heard of them: MATCHES. THEY CAN LIGHT CANDLES, YO.

And I hear that cigarette lighters won't get mad if you use them on non-cigarette things. Amazing, yes?

No love,
Snarky

Originally posted at http://llamabitchyo.dreamwidth.org/30978.html. Comment where you wish, yo.

fic:snark, fic:badfic

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