All I could ever say ever right now would be best expressed in this email to my SOULMATE:
"No, you know what is ABSURDITY? (Besides the fact that I am getting drunk off of blueberry beer?) It's the fact that we are not Rosario Dawson and Asia Argento:"
NO YOU DO NOT GET A CUT WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT ONE
At least I'm not talking about Star Trek. (BUT I SHOULD BE)