This will be the worst meme ever.
So, paraserpiente you are currently the only person who has me friended because I fail at livejournal, so this meme is entirely for you. YOUR EYES ONLY. I was probably a pretty lame person to tag!
But here are 15 random facts about me anyway, because I got bored!
1. I love lying to cashiers about my name and life history, when they happen to ask me about it. I once told a lady in Target that I was about to join the navy! It was good times.
2. My favorite candy ever is strawberry bonbons, but only if I get them in a care package. I love packages!
3. Every time I listen to the song "No Children" by The Mountain Goats, I cry. Every time! Usually I start crying when he says "I hope we both die", but sometimes I can hold out until "I hope if I found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way." Sad song!
4. I signed up to take Cell Bio at least in part because the text book cover looks like pop art. It's so pretty! And red, which is a very unusual color for a text book!
5. Sometimes I try to imitate Ryan North's online writing style. True story, guys!
6, My favorite shirt is from a strip club in Indiana and I stole it from my Uncle John. Once I had to run back into my room and change really quickly when he came to visit my dad so he wouldn't see it on me and know I took it.
7. I am very socially awkward! I try to acknowledge this up front in the hopes that it will be less off-putting to people, but they usually find that even more awkward.
8. My favorite daydream is being transported into the past with all the knowledge I have of modern technologies and then being able to invent things. I would be like a genius! Unfortunately, most technology has reached a state of abstraction so great that I would probably never actually be able to explain it. >=(.
9. I play with my hair when I'm nervous. Probably this is a pretty obnoxious habit to observe.
10. During my sociology lecture, I write ridic genderswap pete/patrick camp au instead of taking notes. It is possibly the most self-indulgent thing anyone has written ever.
11. I have a pet rock named Wilhelm. He's a starfish!
12. I have this problem where my favorite color for clothing is green, so I always buy green everything. But then I end up with green shirts and green sweaters and green scarves, and none of it can be worn together! It's a pretty big deal.
13. I find my own past pretty excruciatingly embarassing! Thinking about myself from as recently as 2 years ago gives me the motts big time! Junior high self is too humuliating to even mention, really.
14. I secretly really liked it when people told me I looked like a vampire freshman year of high school! I like vampires.
15. Once I smoked with my friend Matt, and then he made me watch pterodactyl porn. This is possibly the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to me.
I tag no one, because I have no livejournal friends! Probably I should start actually posting and making friends and yadda yadda yadda.
But here are 15 random facts about me anyway, because I got bored!
1. I love lying to cashiers about my name and life history, when they happen to ask me about it. I once told a lady in Target that I was about to join the navy! It was good times.
2. My favorite candy ever is strawberry bonbons, but only if I get them in a care package. I love packages!
3. Every time I listen to the song "No Children" by The Mountain Goats, I cry. Every time! Usually I start crying when he says "I hope we both die", but sometimes I can hold out until "I hope if I found the strength to walk out, you'd stay the hell out of my way." Sad song!
4. I signed up to take Cell Bio at least in part because the text book cover looks like pop art. It's so pretty! And red, which is a very unusual color for a text book!
5. Sometimes I try to imitate Ryan North's online writing style. True story, guys!
6, My favorite shirt is from a strip club in Indiana and I stole it from my Uncle John. Once I had to run back into my room and change really quickly when he came to visit my dad so he wouldn't see it on me and know I took it.
7. I am very socially awkward! I try to acknowledge this up front in the hopes that it will be less off-putting to people, but they usually find that even more awkward.
8. My favorite daydream is being transported into the past with all the knowledge I have of modern technologies and then being able to invent things. I would be like a genius! Unfortunately, most technology has reached a state of abstraction so great that I would probably never actually be able to explain it. >=(.
9. I play with my hair when I'm nervous. Probably this is a pretty obnoxious habit to observe.
10. During my sociology lecture, I write ridic genderswap pete/patrick camp au instead of taking notes. It is possibly the most self-indulgent thing anyone has written ever.
11. I have a pet rock named Wilhelm. He's a starfish!
12. I have this problem where my favorite color for clothing is green, so I always buy green everything. But then I end up with green shirts and green sweaters and green scarves, and none of it can be worn together! It's a pretty big deal.
13. I find my own past pretty excruciatingly embarassing! Thinking about myself from as recently as 2 years ago gives me the motts big time! Junior high self is too humuliating to even mention, really.
14. I secretly really liked it when people told me I looked like a vampire freshman year of high school! I like vampires.
15. Once I smoked with my friend Matt, and then he made me watch pterodactyl porn. This is possibly the most traumatic thing that has ever happened to me.
I tag no one, because I have no livejournal friends! Probably I should start actually posting and making friends and yadda yadda yadda.