LJW Thursday Night Brawl
*Fireworks go off to start the night*
Scoops Sullivan:Thanks for coming tonight.We are going to have two matches tonight and a interview with the "Lebanese Love Machine"Joe Hakim on his condition.The first match will be between Mon and Insight Paige for the Hardcore Title.Then a Gardendale match between Stud and RS Connally.Let's start off...
**96 Quiet Bitter Beings by CKY plays as Steve-O makes his way down to the ring**
Steve-O:Are you ready for Screwed Up on Saturday?**crowd yells and screams**I thought so which is why I'm going to add two more matches to the Pay-Per-View.I've been getting threats towards Insight Paige from the White Trash Band fopr the Hardcore Title...**crowd boos**I know, I know.I thought the same thing and so did someone else."Flying Dick"Tsao didn't like this and has decided to join Rayther and Insight Paige in a group known as The Rocka's!They will go against the White Trash Band in a guitar match where guitar's are the only weapons available.The second match will be for the Tag Team Titles.
The Masterpiece:The Hakim Brothers aren't going to be able to fight anyone in their condition.Steve might be able to.
Scoops Sullivan:Not after that match with Soulblade.
Steve-O:Now I know that The Hakim Brothers are injured but because of LJW policy if they can't fight at Screwed Up they will be ripped from their titles and then the Guardian Angels will be the Tag Team Champions again!
**A beat drops and the Guardian Angels come out with mics in hand**
StevieD:Yo,yo,yo.We da Big Dogs there's no one that touches us,We knew all about the policy and all about Screwed up.We'll be the champs once again with the belts on our waist,and you'll see the pearly whites from both sides of our face.That punk ass Joe Hakim you know he had it coming,When he left Big Evolution we'd use his face for drummin'.The G.A.P.A we'll rise up and take what's ours,and we'll leave you in the ground with nothin' but flowas.
TripleM:He'll always remember us from the mark on his head,and your girlfriend has some bleeding from me in the bed.Did you actually think she loved you cause that's an awful shame,cause this probably breaks your heart and now you want to go insane.That pitiful brother of yours got smacked in the face,not once but twice and thats quite a disgrace.I guess I'll stop yapping and causin you trouble,If you'd just kindly hand us tha belts we'll be out on the double.
Steve-O:Uhh,Thank you boy's, but like I said before if they can fight at Screwed Up then they can keep their belts.
StevieD:Yeah,Yeah we know but we don't have to worry 'bout it 'cause we smacked them up real good.So who will we be fightin'.
Steve-O:Well no matter what.The challengers will be...hold on.**chuckles and gets a sadistic grin on his face**Oh yes.I think I'm going to mix it up a bit.The challengers will be MnM and the match will be a match in your favor Guardian Angels.The ring will be covered in nothing but...THUMBTACKS!The only way to defeat the oppenent is by dropping BOTH PEOPLE on the thumbtacks.
StevieD:Hold up!Mon is my gurl.I can't do that to her.
TripleM:MelMel is my gurl now.It's been a secret but...I can't do that either.
Steve-O:You see,I knew about these two relationships and I figured I would mix it up and make it interesting.I like interesting.
StevieD:Well you figured wrong!I'm not going to fight either one of them!
TripleM:Same here!
Steve-O:You will do whatever I say your going to do or I'll FIRE YOUR ASS!
Scoops Sullivan:The Hardcore Title match has been canceled because of the change of plans at Screwed Up.Let's finish tonight with the Gardendale Match.
**Just a little bit by 50 Cent plays as Stud makes her way down to the ring.**
**Imperial March plays as RS Connally runs to the ring and the bell rings.**
Scoops Sullivan:RS connally is obviously not going to waste anytime with this match.
**Stud dodges a RSC's spear and RSC slams his shoulder into the turnbuckle.Stud quickly starts kicking the injured RSC.RSC gets up in a rage and throws Stud out of the ring.RSC jumps off the top ropes but Stud get's out of the way just in time.Stud get's into the ring and starts taunting RSC.RSC then runs in the ring but Stud then attempts the Stud Spin where Stud spins around RSC's head and then DDT's RSC.Although RSC ducks and spears Stud.RSC makes the pin for the win.**
Winner:RS Connally
Chris Byrd:Joe how do you f-f-feel about losing the t-t-title?
**Joe is in the shadows and you can't see his face**
Joe Hakim:**coughs**I think...those two bitches can...go f**k themselves.Better yet**coughs**...go f**k their "gurls" in the ring.hahaha**coughs over and over again**
Whompus:Calm down baby.
Joe Hakim:Shut up slut!TripleM might be an ass but he's not a liar!
Whompus:Baby he's lying.He's with MelMel,remember?
Joe Hakim:I'm sorry baby.**starts making out with Whompus**Why are you still here!?!Get the hell out!!
Chris Byrd:B-B-But...
Joe Hakim:OUT!!!
Scoops Sullivan:Well,at least he's recovering.Good night Folks!
Scoops Sullivan:Thanks for coming tonight.We are going to have two matches tonight and a interview with the "Lebanese Love Machine"Joe Hakim on his condition.The first match will be between Mon and Insight Paige for the Hardcore Title.Then a Gardendale match between Stud and RS Connally.Let's start off...
**96 Quiet Bitter Beings by CKY plays as Steve-O makes his way down to the ring**
Steve-O:Are you ready for Screwed Up on Saturday?**crowd yells and screams**I thought so which is why I'm going to add two more matches to the Pay-Per-View.I've been getting threats towards Insight Paige from the White Trash Band fopr the Hardcore Title...**crowd boos**I know, I know.I thought the same thing and so did someone else."Flying Dick"Tsao didn't like this and has decided to join Rayther and Insight Paige in a group known as The Rocka's!They will go against the White Trash Band in a guitar match where guitar's are the only weapons available.The second match will be for the Tag Team Titles.
The Masterpiece:The Hakim Brothers aren't going to be able to fight anyone in their condition.Steve might be able to.
Scoops Sullivan:Not after that match with Soulblade.
Steve-O:Now I know that The Hakim Brothers are injured but because of LJW policy if they can't fight at Screwed Up they will be ripped from their titles and then the Guardian Angels will be the Tag Team Champions again!
**A beat drops and the Guardian Angels come out with mics in hand**
StevieD:Yo,yo,yo.We da Big Dogs there's no one that touches us,We knew all about the policy and all about Screwed up.We'll be the champs once again with the belts on our waist,and you'll see the pearly whites from both sides of our face.That punk ass Joe Hakim you know he had it coming,When he left Big Evolution we'd use his face for drummin'.The G.A.P.A we'll rise up and take what's ours,and we'll leave you in the ground with nothin' but flowas.
TripleM:He'll always remember us from the mark on his head,and your girlfriend has some bleeding from me in the bed.Did you actually think she loved you cause that's an awful shame,cause this probably breaks your heart and now you want to go insane.That pitiful brother of yours got smacked in the face,not once but twice and thats quite a disgrace.I guess I'll stop yapping and causin you trouble,If you'd just kindly hand us tha belts we'll be out on the double.
Steve-O:Uhh,Thank you boy's, but like I said before if they can fight at Screwed Up then they can keep their belts.
StevieD:Yeah,Yeah we know but we don't have to worry 'bout it 'cause we smacked them up real good.So who will we be fightin'.
Steve-O:Well no matter what.The challengers will be...hold on.**chuckles and gets a sadistic grin on his face**Oh yes.I think I'm going to mix it up a bit.The challengers will be MnM and the match will be a match in your favor Guardian Angels.The ring will be covered in nothing but...THUMBTACKS!The only way to defeat the oppenent is by dropping BOTH PEOPLE on the thumbtacks.
StevieD:Hold up!Mon is my gurl.I can't do that to her.
TripleM:MelMel is my gurl now.It's been a secret but...I can't do that either.
Steve-O:You see,I knew about these two relationships and I figured I would mix it up and make it interesting.I like interesting.
StevieD:Well you figured wrong!I'm not going to fight either one of them!
TripleM:Same here!
Steve-O:You will do whatever I say your going to do or I'll FIRE YOUR ASS!
Scoops Sullivan:The Hardcore Title match has been canceled because of the change of plans at Screwed Up.Let's finish tonight with the Gardendale Match.
**Just a little bit by 50 Cent plays as Stud makes her way down to the ring.**
**Imperial March plays as RS Connally runs to the ring and the bell rings.**
Scoops Sullivan:RS connally is obviously not going to waste anytime with this match.
**Stud dodges a RSC's spear and RSC slams his shoulder into the turnbuckle.Stud quickly starts kicking the injured RSC.RSC gets up in a rage and throws Stud out of the ring.RSC jumps off the top ropes but Stud get's out of the way just in time.Stud get's into the ring and starts taunting RSC.RSC then runs in the ring but Stud then attempts the Stud Spin where Stud spins around RSC's head and then DDT's RSC.Although RSC ducks and spears Stud.RSC makes the pin for the win.**
Winner:RS Connally
Chris Byrd:Joe how do you f-f-feel about losing the t-t-title?
**Joe is in the shadows and you can't see his face**
Joe Hakim:**coughs**I think...those two bitches can...go f**k themselves.Better yet**coughs**...go f**k their "gurls" in the ring.hahaha**coughs over and over again**
Whompus:Calm down baby.
Joe Hakim:Shut up slut!TripleM might be an ass but he's not a liar!
Whompus:Baby he's lying.He's with MelMel,remember?
Joe Hakim:I'm sorry baby.**starts making out with Whompus**Why are you still here!?!Get the hell out!!
Chris Byrd:B-B-But...
Joe Hakim:OUT!!!
Scoops Sullivan:Well,at least he's recovering.Good night Folks!