SADDLE UP YOUR PONIES WARRIORS, HERE IS NOW AND NOW IS HERE! IT IS ABOUT TIME THE LIVEJOURNAL CONQUEST RESUMED IT'S ORIGINAL STATE OF UNION! I HAVE SAUGHT OUT SOMEONE SIMPLE. SOMEONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN "CRYING" WHAT A LOSER! WHAT A CRY-BABY! I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TOOK THE METAPHOR OUT OF METAPHORICAL AND GET FUCKING "ICAL" ON THIS LIVEJOURNAL WORLD IF YOU FEEL ME BABY, SHAKIN' THAT ASS! FUCKIN' FUCK YOU! IT'S TIME!!!!!
SO TODAY I PASS THE GRACE ONTO THIS SACK OF SHIT!
lilshortie HAS MET HER MAKER, THE LJ WARRIORS!!!!! NOW DEMAND SOME RASPBERRY JAM AND A TOTAL OF 3000 DOLLARS, AND MAYBE WE'LL EASE OFF! MAKE THE PAIN HEARD!!!! MAKE THE PAIN FELT! MAKE SURE THAT THIS LITTLE SHORTIE DOESN'T MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!!!!! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!! TEAR DOWN THE WALL!!!!