NEWS
Hey you fuckers, fuck you! I'm fucking right now I just got back here. I was off plundering fucking villages and cities and fucking killing cocksucking police officers and slaying dragons and beating the shit out of fuckers who didn't fucking take "fuck you" for a fucking answer! And as you fucking guessed it, I was away. That's right, I was fucking away. This was isn't fucking over. But like, this war is on livejournal. And I wasn't on my livejournal so I fucking wasn't able to make shit happen, you know? I didn't quit. It's september. It's starting to get a little colder, and I had to pick some shit up and do some shit, if you fucking know what I mean?
Anyways, I was fucking talking to those guys at fucking dinosaur pirates, and I scored myself my own little section on the web. It's not up yet, because I was out beating the shit out of pregnant women, but, It'll be up soon enough. Also, I'm working on the fucking warrior icons for those of you who don't already fucking have those things! That's right. As you can see, even me, the fucking WARRIOR OF LIVEJOURNAL doesn't have one, so, if you're patient enough, the time will come.
So, also, this war effort we just did where we fucking ROCKED THE WORLD turned out pretty good. We got some serious shit, and we're not fucking around. This next fucking war that we're fucking planning is going to be so God Damned Sweet, that it'll knock the balls off of everyone who has balls, and it'll make your vaginal canals become extraverted. That's what it means to be a livejournal warrior my brothers and sisters. That's what it means. I've been picking up some serious moves from Link, in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mark. I already mastered all the skills available in Ocarina of time. I've also started the design of my shield. Using those fucking bars of fucking gold, I've started to buy actual weapons and fucking shields and shit, and I'm starting to prepare such tools for all you other people involved in this war effort right now.
But fucking, we're going to make headlines on this war. We're going to Make New Orleans seem like the break up of The Unicorns. We're going to Make This fucking Hurricane Katrina seem like it's another update which is "friends only" for lostspoon. Because she's scared! SHE'S SCARED OF THE WARRIOR AND MADE HER JOURNAL FRIENDS ONLY BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I'M GOING TO PLUNDER HER!
Also, If you notice the livejournal abuse team isn't being very responsible in this issue. It's because they've RECOGNIZED that in their own rules and statements all of these wars are completely legal and permitted. I am the livejournal warrior, and you are all my fellow warriors. I live with you, I fucking die with you! You are the reason that this war even exists! You are the reason I'm mustering up all of my courage and energy to start fucking militarizing Livejournal. WE ARE THE FREE MASONS OF THE LIVEJOURNAL WORLD. WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND LET SOME LOSERS THINK THEY CAN OWN THE WORLDS OF LIVEJOURNAL. It's one world that isn't tapped. It's the one thing that SO MANY PEOPLE use that we're not taking advantage of! It's about time we made this world OUR world. It's about time we connected, and made this livejournal world turn into our world. I will reveal the war plans secretly on my "friends only" entry later on. Then, all of you who are my fellow warriors will know. I've decided to delete people who have helped us from my friends list. My friends list will only be fellow warriors. This way not just ANYONE can find out info about us. Because we're fucking serious. We're serious as fucking ever. SO FUCK! THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR IS BACK. HE IS RESTED. HE IS WORKING HIS ASS OFF AT CREATING A PART OF THE WORLD FOR HIM AND HIS OWN. WE ARE A TEAM, LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS, LET US PREPARE OURSELVES NOW FOR THE FIRST ATTACK.
NO MORE FUCKING GAMES!!!!!!
NO MORE GAMES!
Anyways, I was fucking talking to those guys at fucking dinosaur pirates, and I scored myself my own little section on the web. It's not up yet, because I was out beating the shit out of pregnant women, but, It'll be up soon enough. Also, I'm working on the fucking warrior icons for those of you who don't already fucking have those things! That's right. As you can see, even me, the fucking WARRIOR OF LIVEJOURNAL doesn't have one, so, if you're patient enough, the time will come.
So, also, this war effort we just did where we fucking ROCKED THE WORLD turned out pretty good. We got some serious shit, and we're not fucking around. This next fucking war that we're fucking planning is going to be so God Damned Sweet, that it'll knock the balls off of everyone who has balls, and it'll make your vaginal canals become extraverted. That's what it means to be a livejournal warrior my brothers and sisters. That's what it means. I've been picking up some serious moves from Link, in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mark. I already mastered all the skills available in Ocarina of time. I've also started the design of my shield. Using those fucking bars of fucking gold, I've started to buy actual weapons and fucking shields and shit, and I'm starting to prepare such tools for all you other people involved in this war effort right now.
But fucking, we're going to make headlines on this war. We're going to Make New Orleans seem like the break up of The Unicorns. We're going to Make This fucking Hurricane Katrina seem like it's another update which is "friends only" for lostspoon. Because she's scared! SHE'S SCARED OF THE WARRIOR AND MADE HER JOURNAL FRIENDS ONLY BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I'M GOING TO PLUNDER HER!
Also, If you notice the livejournal abuse team isn't being very responsible in this issue. It's because they've RECOGNIZED that in their own rules and statements all of these wars are completely legal and permitted. I am the livejournal warrior, and you are all my fellow warriors. I live with you, I fucking die with you! You are the reason that this war even exists! You are the reason I'm mustering up all of my courage and energy to start fucking militarizing Livejournal. WE ARE THE FREE MASONS OF THE LIVEJOURNAL WORLD. WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT AROUND AND LET SOME LOSERS THINK THEY CAN OWN THE WORLDS OF LIVEJOURNAL. It's one world that isn't tapped. It's the one thing that SO MANY PEOPLE use that we're not taking advantage of! It's about time we made this world OUR world. It's about time we connected, and made this livejournal world turn into our world. I will reveal the war plans secretly on my "friends only" entry later on. Then, all of you who are my fellow warriors will know. I've decided to delete people who have helped us from my friends list. My friends list will only be fellow warriors. This way not just ANYONE can find out info about us. Because we're fucking serious. We're serious as fucking ever. SO FUCK! THE LIVEJOURNAL WARRIOR IS BACK. HE IS RESTED. HE IS WORKING HIS ASS OFF AT CREATING A PART OF THE WORLD FOR HIM AND HIS OWN. WE ARE A TEAM, LIVEJOURNAL WARRIORS, LET US PREPARE OURSELVES NOW FOR THE FIRST ATTACK.
NO MORE FUCKING GAMES!!!!!!
NO MORE GAMES!