Jerks!
2506020 YEARS AGO, ljwarrior WAS BORN. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MORNING AND EVERYONE WAS GRATEFUL THAT A MOTHERFUCKER SUCH AS HIM EXISTED.
CUT TO THE PRESENT DAY!
THE WORLD HAS SPLIT APART! RACISTS AND GUN-TOTING ZOMBIES MADE OF BLACK AND WHITE REIGN SUPREME.
It was always explained to this particular livejournal warrior that alternating versions of black and white was only for the TV!
SO I SACRIFICED A ROBIN. AND A DOVE. AND A TURTLE. (the turtle was the hardest to sacrifice. he was so friendly.) AND I MADE A STEW OF PSYCHOLOGY ASTROLOGICAL IMPROVEMENT +10.
Now, a brief aside, I'm not great at stews, but, it was so easy! I just followed the directions and bam!
FUCKING BULLSHIT ASIDE, I RAPTURED THROUGH MOTHER NATURES SLIT AND BUSTED A NUT IN OUTERSPACE.
MY ORGANIC SEED WILL SPEED AROUND THE GALAXY AND CRASH ON SOME OTHER PLANET, CREATING LIFE!
THEN WE SHALL SEE WHO IS SUPREME!!!
CUT TO THE PRESENT DAY!
THE WORLD HAS SPLIT APART! RACISTS AND GUN-TOTING ZOMBIES MADE OF BLACK AND WHITE REIGN SUPREME.
It was always explained to this particular livejournal warrior that alternating versions of black and white was only for the TV!
SO I SACRIFICED A ROBIN. AND A DOVE. AND A TURTLE. (the turtle was the hardest to sacrifice. he was so friendly.) AND I MADE A STEW OF PSYCHOLOGY ASTROLOGICAL IMPROVEMENT +10.
Now, a brief aside, I'm not great at stews, but, it was so easy! I just followed the directions and bam!
FUCKING BULLSHIT ASIDE, I RAPTURED THROUGH MOTHER NATURES SLIT AND BUSTED A NUT IN OUTERSPACE.
MY ORGANIC SEED WILL SPEED AROUND THE GALAXY AND CRASH ON SOME OTHER PLANET, CREATING LIFE!
THEN WE SHALL SEE WHO IS SUPREME!!!