Am i too clingy or not clingy enough?!?

[ljsare4losers1]

I'm starting to lose faith in boys. I just dont understand them sometimes. I think i will live the rest of my adult life single and alone with 2451251200.3456121687513 cats in some abandoned shack in the woods. Yes. I can see it now, i'll even have a cool nickname that the mean neighborhood kids will give me, because they just don't understand

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[wordiampip]

Does that mean they'll be all girl cats? I don't want to be around 2451251200.3456121687513 cats in heat. So I'll hafta plan my visits accordingly.

[ljsare4losers1]

Pip, you already have to plan your visits accordingly even without the 321465413213543231267486468465 cats around. But if i did have them, i'd send them away so you could come visit and share a cup of tea with me ; )

[elperroestupido]

Pip is weird for saying that... and you can shut up. I know you felt sad last night I could tell. BUT REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU AND I WILL LIVE IN THOSE WOODS WITH YOU... but can we have dogs please??? I'm used to dogs.

[ljsare4losers1]

heck yes dogs are way cooler. But that would kind of take away from the crazy stereotypical single crazy cat lady. But i supposed we could get little annoying dogs that bite ankles.