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Watching "Space Race" aka "The Most Giggle-worthy-on-the-first-viewing Episode in Stargate History":
O.M.G.!!!
Finally, *this* is where the jacket comes from!
"What's a girl to do?"
*covets bouncy!Carter*
Alien TV! Alien TV endorsements! "First alien to participate..."
"Not our language." "My language, sir."
Carter/O'Neill unison talk.
Sneaky Teal'c! Carter: "Indeed."
"Oh, they exist. We just couldn't afford one."
"Need I say more?"
Alien fastforward button!
Aliens who actually have some kind of money system! Credit limits!
"Still avoiding personal hygiene, I see."
"Hungry?" "That depends."
Alien TV is just like Human TV! *So* the Sports Channel! "They don't stand a chance. Heh, heh, heh." More endorsements!
"Against what?"
"Bring up shields to full....*that* is auxiliary power." "Right."
"I told you it was dangerous."
More Alien TV! Funeral home commercial!
"More dangerous than flying into the sun?"
"...and your lesion count down!" - Sunscreen ad?!
"...or worse." "Worse?" "We could explode right now." "Oh."
"You'll need a hat."
"I got it to work!"
"Oh, having fun up there, Carter?"
"This is my cousin..." "Murray." "Twice removed." ... "Nice to meet you, Murray."
"The company philosophy encourages mutual trust."
"What planet do you live on?"
"You're just mad because you've been passed over for promotion for three times....because you are a moron."
"...or just taking the kids to school..."
"...and his cousin Murray?"
"...Mr. Man Who Has The Stargate is here..."
"...you're just going to get us all killed!" "SHUT UP!!!"
"You're going to let a little thing like your brother's life keep you from winning the race?" "SHUT UP!!!"
"How many times do I have to tell you? Don't get caught by the bad guys!"
"Now get back in the race...and win...if you can."
"Never was much of a pilot, but weapons? It's an art." Oh, gods, the insane grin on the guy's face!
"You have got to love that there are no rules in this race!"
"Temporal eatery"?
Who is Daniel talking to on that hallway phone?
"Next year, I'm gonna kick butt."
Me <3 Sam.
O.M.G.!!!
Finally, *this* is where the jacket comes from!
"What's a girl to do?"
*covets bouncy!Carter*
Alien TV! Alien TV endorsements! "First alien to participate..."
"Not our language." "My language, sir."
Carter/O'Neill unison talk.
Sneaky Teal'c! Carter: "Indeed."
"Oh, they exist. We just couldn't afford one."
"Need I say more?"
Alien fastforward button!
Aliens who actually have some kind of money system! Credit limits!
"Still avoiding personal hygiene, I see."
"Hungry?" "That depends."
Alien TV is just like Human TV! *So* the Sports Channel! "They don't stand a chance. Heh, heh, heh." More endorsements!
"Against what?"
"Bring up shields to full....*that* is auxiliary power." "Right."
"I told you it was dangerous."
More Alien TV! Funeral home commercial!
"More dangerous than flying into the sun?"
"...and your lesion count down!" - Sunscreen ad?!
"...or worse." "Worse?" "We could explode right now." "Oh."
"You'll need a hat."
"I got it to work!"
"Oh, having fun up there, Carter?"
"This is my cousin..." "Murray." "Twice removed." ... "Nice to meet you, Murray."
"The company philosophy encourages mutual trust."
"What planet do you live on?"
"You're just mad because you've been passed over for promotion for three times....because you are a moron."
"...or just taking the kids to school..."
"...and his cousin Murray?"
"...Mr. Man Who Has The Stargate is here..."
"...you're just going to get us all killed!" "SHUT UP!!!"
"You're going to let a little thing like your brother's life keep you from winning the race?" "SHUT UP!!!"
"How many times do I have to tell you? Don't get caught by the bad guys!"
"Now get back in the race...and win...if you can."
"Never was much of a pilot, but weapons? It's an art." Oh, gods, the insane grin on the guy's face!
"You have got to love that there are no rules in this race!"
"Temporal eatery"?
Who is Daniel talking to on that hallway phone?
"Next year, I'm gonna kick butt."
Me <3 Sam.