Heheh. Cool.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, gonnamakeit (-5000 points). Last Thursday I put gum in abissell's hair (-12 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole bst0fwhtsaround's purse (30 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May I helped madbard across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4984 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ljmorris