Yeah, I'm a dork
You'd have to be a student of philosophy to even get most of these; even then, they aren't all funny, though a few are pretty good. I had to think about a couple of them before I got them. I chuckled. (The St. Augustine, Hegel, and Derrida references are priceless.) Thanks to Marsha Enright for the link!
The World's Shortest Philosophy Books
The Complete History of Philosophy by Anaximander
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1. Thales: "Water is the source of all things"
Index
The Complete History of Philosophy (Revised Edition) by Anaximenes
Table of Contents:
Chapter 1. Thales: "Water is the source of all things"
Chapter 2. Anaximander: "The Boundless is the source of all things"
Index
Coping with Change by Parmenides
A Rational Account of the Physical World by Plato
The Role of Sexual Passion in the Christian Marriage by St. Augustine
A Complete Inventory of Everything that Exists by Benedict Spinoza
Complete text:
1. Substance = God = Nature
2. Modes of God's Being
How We Can Make this a Better World by Gottfried Leibniz
Achieving Self-Knowledge by David Hume
The Wit and Humor of Immanuel Kant
What I Learned from the Noumena by Immanuel Kant
Hegel for Dummies: Everything in Hegel that Can Be Understood by the Average Person
What Reason Can Tell Us about God by Søren Kierkegaard
Nietzsche's Logic
What Next for Capitalism? by Karl Marx
Our Natural Rights by Jeremy Bentham
Everything You Wanted to Know about the Mystical but Were Afraid to Ask
by Ludwig Wittgenstein
Contemporary Metaphysics by Morris Schlick
Principles of Ethics by Rudolf Carnap
Compete text: "Boo," "Hiss," and "Hurrah"
What I Learned from Heidegger by Rudolf Carnap
A Theology for Our Time by A. J. Ayer
Ethical Theory by Jean-Paul Sartre
Complete text: "You are free, therefore choose-that is to say, invent."
Our Duties to Others by Ayn Rand
The Most Important Choices I Made in My Life by B. F. Skinner
Principles of Aesthetics by A. J. Ayer
Complete text: "ooooh, aaaaah" (From Bob Westmoreland, UM)
Contributions from Bob Barnard, UM
All about Nothing by Martin Heidegger
My Disembodied Self by Maurice Merleau-Ponty
Things I Haven't Reconsidered by Bertrand Russell
Things to Say about Whereof One Cannot Speak by Ludwig Wittgenstein
How to Do Things with Grunting Noises by J. L. Austin
What I Really Meant by Jacques Derrida