Luke needs...
This is what came up in Google:
1. Every Luke needs a Yoda.
2. Luke needs glasses [I prefer contacts, thanks much. Though I am totally blind without some form of correction.]
3. Luke needs a hand.
4. Luke needs to lead the Jedi back under civilian control because views as Jacen's will
5. Luke needs 24-hour residential education ( What the fuck?) [I didn't put that 'what the fuck' in there, either. But I agree with the sentiment.]
6. Luke needs to be involved with people, but his heart always belongs to Laura. [Uh oh. I know several Lauras. Though none of them have ever stricken my fancy.]
7. Luke needs free KU stuff *cough basketball tickets cough*. [?]
8. Luke needs to understand exactly how democracy works. [Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!]
9. Please send something because luke needs the support.
10. Saint Luke Needs You