'Bout as reasonable as anything else the State is doing
Disillusioned FBI Launches Nationwide Hunt For Some Kind Of Truth
"The existential hunt, underway across all 50 states, is the largest initiative launched by the FBI to date. So far, nearly 8,000 federal agents have been mobilized to search for the intangible concept, with several units being deployed to watch the setting sun, walk barefoot through fields of grass, and "listen-truly listen" to the laughter of children in hopes of tracking it down.
In addition, the FBI has reportedly started selling off all its belongings, including even its highly prized forensic spectral analysis equipment, in the event that divesting itself of worldly possessions will bring it closer to locating the elusive truth.
According to an interoffice memorandum, all FBI employees have also been instructed to throw their cell phones into the Potomac River.
"We are following several leads," said Mueller, who was seen Monday leaving the agency's entire $6.4 billion budget next to a homeless man sleeping on the steps of the Jefferson Memorial. "Reliable witnesses have said that truth may be hiding in a good, honest day's work, or is potentially being harbored in something as simple as a butterfly alighting on a chrysanthemum.""
My heart and prayers go with them.