'Tis always a proud day when
my alma mater makes the news.
"Days after the Hillsdale College student newspaper printed a critical editorial on the baseball team, an editor found a slew of animal carcasses strewn about his porch and lawn, including 1 1/2 -deer, a black goat, five possums and six raccoons.
Some of the animals had been cut open and their entrails draped across the porch."