Feline Physics

[ljmorris]

Fellow cat owners will get this.  It's amazingly accurate.

FELINE PHYSICS

Law of Cat Inertia
    A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by
    some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby
    scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Magnetism
    All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
    proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Stretching
    A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of
    the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping
    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position
    as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as
    possible for the cat.

Law of Cat Obstruction
    A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the
    maximum amount of human foot traffic.

First Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and
    will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

Second Law of Energy Conservation
    Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Furniture Replacement
    A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to
    the cost of the furniture.

Law of Pill Rejection
    Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape
    velocity.