Snowbound limericks poll

[the_hatstand]

This week we've been writing about being Snowbound.

Snow prevention by gritsinmisery
My friends across the Pond want to know
How I handle large amounts of snow.
In October I buy
Snow boots, salt for my drive
Guaranteeing said snow’s a no-show.

If You're Married, You Know Exactly What I'm Talking About by nsfinch
When it snows, and I'm stuck in my house,
I'd be happy and snug as a mouse,
But for one complication
That bears contemplation:
I go nuts when cooped up with my spouse.

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