Elections limericks poll!

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This week we've been writing about Elections.

A "Beltway Insider" Speaks by nsfinch
Now it's time for another election,
But I'd like to record an objection:
Debate's full of rancor--
Politics is a canker--
Better off using nat'ral selection.

I'm the OTHER Chuck Norris by karaohki
The probate judge job should be mine
the voters are all in a line
but my name is Chuck Norris
and they don't ignore us
some people keep stealing my signs

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