7 reasons to love Miss Daisy...

May 10, 2006 17:40

Lizzy: "She's a bit busty."
Daisy: "It's not helped by the fact that she's wearing a Vasserette training bra."
--on an unfortunate headshot of a dancer

"You can't really be a drunken whore in a leotard and pink tights."

"The public schools in Oakland are complete ghetto shit."

(Lizzy and Daisy are walking down the street punching the air, talking about auditions)
Lizzy: "I think I'll just email Marguerite."
(Daisy speeds up her punches and becomes violent)
Daisy: "Sorry...I was provoked."

"There's an entire breakfast in this chocolate bar!"

"I have a lot of head that's not face."

"You can't throw a stone in Geneva without hitting a dancer from Grand Theatre."

Thanks for making my life more amusing D!
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