http://www.radsan.com/urun_goster_en.php?id=249 I don't know what I'd do w/ this, but I'll do something. plus. check out the description. it totally looks like they're saying "before lightning was invented folks had to use this antiquated steampunk device.."
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radioactive air terminal, is your air not radioactive enough? we've been making radioactive air terminals since 1914 ;-)