Pigs on the Porch
Someone left a plaster/foam pig on the front steps of my house. No one knows the where, how or why of this orphaned, bastard of a lawn decoration that looks like it came from the most ghetto of Wal Marts. I may post Abandoned Ugly Pig signs around the neighborhood. Or I may just throw it away...it looks like a demon pig. It really does, with the nastiest double chin I've ever seen on an animal replication.
At least if it were a real pig I could kill it and make bacon and maybe a good pork loin. But then I'd actually have to kill it and I don't think I could do it.
Freaky pig.