this has been stuck in my head for quite some time so...

[lizzy81]

do you want to buy a duck?

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[philangelus]

I've bought many a duck in my lifetime.

[lizzy81]

you have to play the game, gatien...

[philangelus]

How do you play?

[lizzy81]

it's a conversationg game:
p1: do you want to buy a duck?
p2: a what?
p1: a duck
p2: does it quack?
p1: of course it quacks, it's a duck!
p2: do you want to buy a ____? (we'll use turtle as an example)
p3: a what?
p2: a what?
p1: a duck.
p2: a turtle
p3: does it ____? (we'll use hide. because it's something turtle's do)
p2: does it quack?
p1: of course it quacks, it's a duck.
p2: of course it hides, it's a turtle.
p3: would you like to buy a ___?

and so on.
fun times. i promise.

[meta_c]

We play a game like this in my village. Something like:

p1: The Communists are coming!
p2: The who?
p1: The Communists
p2: Where shall I hide?
p1: In here, quickly...
p3: Hello
p1: Hello
p2: Shhhh...
p3: What was that?
p1: Nothing, pay no mind...
p3: Are you hiding someone in here?
p1: No, of course not. Here, have some tea.

And so on...