Take a peek inside Liz's brain.

[lizzola]

I wonder who invented the blow job. Yes, these are the kind of weird thoughts I have floating around in my head. Seriously, though, did the caveman? Was a caveman sitting around one day, after a long day of dinosaur hunting, thinking about how he wanted some from his cavewoman, but he was too tired to put out? Or was it one of Gallileo's lesser

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[lizzola]

Hahah, that's awesome.

I know I lick myself because I can. :D

[lizzola]

I used to do gymnastics. ;)

[lizzola]

Hey, how YOU doin'? ;)

[lizzola]

I lost my number. :(

Can I have yours?

[lizzola]

Haha, that's awesome. My favorite one that I heard recently was "You're ugly, but you intrigue me/"

[lizzola]

Pick up lines are awesome. The art form of the pick-up line, cheesy or otherwise, is highly underappreciated.

"I'm easy. Are you?"

Oh, and yes, I do have your number. I'll give you a ring later if I need a little help. ;P

[lizzola]

Three pointer, nothing but net for Mark. ;D

I know. I'm totally awesome. I'm so hot right now.

[lizzola]

It's also nice to see you around here. Haven't seen you around in awhile, stranger.