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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *sigh*
You: *scribble*
Stranger: what's wrong stranger?
You: *sketch*
You: *silence*
Stranger: want to have cyber sex??
You: Yes.
Stranger: okay.
You: So who has the penis?
Stranger: who has the penis?
You: You or me?
Stranger: who do you want to have a penis?
You: You.
You: I don't have a penis.
Stranger: i have one :]
Stranger: a big one..
Stranger: so i've been told...
You: c:
Stranger: right now, it's all yours.
You: Yay.
You: Can I put it in a soup?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: something else..
You: Can I put it in a dog?
Stranger: no, you could put it in your mouth.
Stranger: hypothetically.
Stranger: of ourse.
Stranger: course*
You: But what if I skip that part?
Stranger: well let's get right to it then.
Stranger: i'm inside you..then
You: You have penetrated me.
Stranger: you're the one with the vagina..
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Of course.
Stranger: finger yourself then.
Stranger: well i jack off to a stranger...
You: I can't do that if your penis is in me!
Stranger: hmm.. do you feel tingly down there?
Stranger: i know this is turning you on.
You: I jizzed in my pants~
Stranger: i thought only guys did that?
Stranger: i think this is a good time to ask for your name?
You: Heather.
You: You?
Stranger: i'm edward. don't worry i don't sparkle..lol
Stranger: only if you want me to..
You: Are you dangerous?
Stranger: i can be.
Stranger: say something...seductive.
You: I'd like to turn your software into hardware.
Stranger: ohh haha.
Stranger: what's your age?
You: 25
Stranger: i'm 20..
You: Oh, I like younger men.
Stranger: shh. this is the best part..
Stranger: ahh, i'm embarrassed. i usually buy a girl dinner first.
Stranger: :]
You: It's okay.
Stranger: i'll make up for it by giving you oral
You: Yes.
Stranger: i'd move my tongue around your clit..
Stranger: and kiss the inside of your thighs.
You: Your tongue must be really long.
You: To do that all at the same time.
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: and you can grab on to my hair.
Stranger: passionately.
Stranger: you would moan right about now..
You: UUUUUUUNNNGGGGGGGGGGG.
Stranger: you know heather.. i'm turning myself on more then you are.
You: D:
Stranger: actually i made all that up..
Stranger: what the hell is cyber sex?
Stranger: anyways, heather?
Stranger: you're 25...
Stranger: get a life!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: *sigh*
You: *scribble*
Stranger: what's wrong stranger?
You: *sketch*
You: *silence*
Stranger: want to have cyber sex??
You: Yes.
Stranger: okay.
You: So who has the penis?
Stranger: who has the penis?
You: You or me?
Stranger: who do you want to have a penis?
You: You.
You: I don't have a penis.
Stranger: i have one :]
Stranger: a big one..
Stranger: so i've been told...
You: c:
Stranger: right now, it's all yours.
You: Yay.
You: Can I put it in a soup?
Stranger: no.
Stranger: something else..
You: Can I put it in a dog?
Stranger: no, you could put it in your mouth.
Stranger: hypothetically.
Stranger: of ourse.
Stranger: course*
You: But what if I skip that part?
Stranger: well let's get right to it then.
Stranger: i'm inside you..then
You: You have penetrated me.
Stranger: you're the one with the vagina..
Stranger: are you horny?
You: Of course.
Stranger: finger yourself then.
Stranger: well i jack off to a stranger...
You: I can't do that if your penis is in me!
Stranger: hmm.. do you feel tingly down there?
Stranger: i know this is turning you on.
You: I jizzed in my pants~
Stranger: i thought only guys did that?
Stranger: i think this is a good time to ask for your name?
You: Heather.
You: You?
Stranger: i'm edward. don't worry i don't sparkle..lol
Stranger: only if you want me to..
You: Are you dangerous?
Stranger: i can be.
Stranger: say something...seductive.
You: I'd like to turn your software into hardware.
Stranger: ohh haha.
Stranger: what's your age?
You: 25
Stranger: i'm 20..
You: Oh, I like younger men.
Stranger: shh. this is the best part..
Stranger: ahh, i'm embarrassed. i usually buy a girl dinner first.
Stranger: :]
You: It's okay.
Stranger: i'll make up for it by giving you oral
You: Yes.
Stranger: i'd move my tongue around your clit..
Stranger: and kiss the inside of your thighs.
You: Your tongue must be really long.
You: To do that all at the same time.
Stranger: nope.
Stranger: and you can grab on to my hair.
Stranger: passionately.
Stranger: you would moan right about now..
You: UUUUUUUNNNGGGGGGGGGGG.
Stranger: you know heather.. i'm turning myself on more then you are.
You: D:
Stranger: actually i made all that up..
Stranger: what the hell is cyber sex?
Stranger: anyways, heather?
Stranger: you're 25...
Stranger: get a life!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.