He Shoots, He Scores! (KaiSoo OneShot)

[lizziepro]

Title: He Shoots, He Scores!
Pairing: KaiSoo
Genre: Fluff, College!au, Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG-13 (crude humor, language)
Summary: Jongin loves basketball, and Kyungsoo. So bringing Kyungsoo to basketball games for their dates should be spectacular, right? Jongin quickly learns that this is not Kyungsoo's ideal, and that Byun Baekhyun is a

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[shayepuree]

May I just take this moment to express how pleased I am that you actually wrote this and ventured into KaiSoo territory for the first time? Because really -- so so so pleased.

[But the amount of time he spent thinking about Do Kyungsoo was about 20 million times more than that, and if his basketball love was unhealthy, he needed to be locked up asap for his Kyungsoo obsession.]
SO CUTE ALREADY ALKDHGPOWEHSDGOPUWER

Coffee shops in fic always. Coffee shops are great. I haven't been to one in far too long. What am I doing with my life. ㅠㅠ

[Because Byun Baekhyun was a little shit.]
AKA MY PERFECT BABY BOY. I LOVE HIMMMM.

[“If he ever gets up the nerve to ask me, I will buy you all of Argentina. Let’s be real.”
“I’ll have to make sure he asks soon then. Argentina sounds like my kind of place.”
“You’re dark enough.”
“Fuck off.”]
Perfect beautiful banter. How do you even. I am in awe.

BAEKHYUN NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM LEOPARD PRINT. SO DISGUSTING. WHY.

Freaking Zoe reference. Get out. -_-

[“Did he make fun of you for being a puppy?”
“No, he didn’t.”
“Did he make a crude joke about Chanyeol being good with his hands?”
“He’s not a carpenter anymore. That joke is no longer applicable nor funny.”
“I think it is.”
“Shut up!”]
I CAN'T. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE CARPENTER THING. xD

Kyungsoo and his cute tucked-in shirts. The most precious thing. /just wants to snuggle him and buy him snacks ㅠㅠ

[And Jongin couldn't be happier, on the inside anyway. Cool people don't look happy. Cool people have no emotions. They just do things. They don't smile when their significant other holds their hand, or pays for their ticket to get into the game, or hold their hand and play with their thumb while doing so. Jongin could puke rainbows right now if given the chance, but he had an image to protect.]
I love this section. It's glorious in every way. JONGIN SHOULD JUST ACCEPT ALL THE ADORABLE THOUGH AND LET IT DISSOLVE HIM INTO A PILE OF MUSH.

THEY ARE SO AWKWARD. OH MY GOSH. CAN FEEL MY FACE DOING WEIRD THINGS BECAUSE CANNOT HANDLE THE CUTE. I LOVE KAISOO. ㅠㅠ

...all this basketball stuff. It's okay, Donut baby. I'm just as lost as you are. ^^;

[“Hey, bitches. Enjoying your date?”]
BAEKHYUN IS PERFECT. HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM? BECAUSE IT IS A LOT.

JONGIN IS SO CUTE. JUST GRABS HIS KNEE AND HOLDS IT. THE POSSESSIVENESS IS FINE. ALDHGPOWEISDHGPOWUERHSDG
AND THEN THEY JUST HOLD HANDS
OH MY GOSH MY PRECIOUS BABIES
ㅠㅠ

...Jongin is so dumb. Just basketball game dates always, even though they're so awkward. Boy, just speak up. Why are you dumb. xD

[Jongin smirked once more, and proceeded to pull his shirt over the top of his head. He knew it’d make Kyungsoo blush, and with that kind of cute next to him, he was more than sure he could make it.]
JONGIN IS SUCH A BASTARD. WHAT THE HELL.
[“Do you really have to be naked to do this?”
“Domestic nudity is my life.”
“But you’re not at home.”
“I’m at home when you’re with me, so it’s fine.”]
THE HELL. HE'S SO GREASY CUTE. BUT ALSO HALF NAKED. WHAT??? KYUNGSOO, KEEP YOUR BOY IN LINE.

And Donut picks a basketball game. Because he's the cutest little bean ever. ㅠㅠ

THIS FIC IS ADORABLE. SO CUTE AND FUNNY AND AWKWARD. I LOVE IT. WRITING THIS WAS THE BEST DECISION.

[lizziepro]

STILL JUST REALLY RELIEVED YOU APPROVE OF THIS.
AND THAT I GOT IT DONE THIS EVENING FOR YOU TO READ.
//FEELS ACCOMPLISHED//
wanted to push the awks so much. tried so hard. and obvs not my strongest ship, imo, but i love it all the same. plus your perfect baby baekhyunnie just helped me out a lot XD
HE JUST KEEPS GOING BECAUSE HE THINKS KYUNGSOO MIGHT SPEAK UP AND TALK ABOUT THEM SOMETIME BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE LIKES THEM.
BUT THEN OBVS REALIZES AT THE END THAT BAEKHYUN IS A SHIT AND HE'S BEEN GOING ON MISERABLE DATES FOR MONTHS NOW FOR NO REASON. XD

ALSO THIS MARATHON COMMENT MAKES ME HAPPY. ^.^

and yes. obvs he chooses a basketball game at the end because kyungsoo is a precious angel and now can actually ask questions and shit and learn. XD
SO SUPER GLAD YOU LOVE IT, WOMAN. LIKE REALLY. [as i continue to text you about it. lulz.]
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