Vacation in Japan (ChangKyu OneShot)

[lizziepro]

Title: Vacation in Japan
Pairing: ChangKyu (BROtp)
Genre: Comedy, Crack
Rating: PG-13 (heavy swearing and debauchery)
Summary: Kyuhyun and Changmin don't get to spend that much time together, so why not vacation to Japan? Things don't go as planned one night after an odd turn of events takes place.

a/n: dedicated to saravy or suggesting i write a

Comments

[shayepuree]

Can I just start off by saying that I'm so pleased the rating is for "heavy swearing and debauchery"? Because really. Kyuline life. xD

KYU'S VACATION LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO JAPAN
AND IT'S THE BEST

[The problem was, Changmin didn't really want to be in Japan. Therefore, he only went on one condition: he would be allowed to drink whenever, wherever he pleased.]
First of all, Changmin is dumb. JAPAN WOULD BE GREAT. JUST BE EXCITED.
Second of all...these terms. Oh my gosh. This is going to be insane. xD

Yessss, all the bringing empty suitcases to fill with goodies. They know how it's done.

["I remember last time we had to basically run to the sushi place a couple of blocks from your dorm to get you some fucking dragon maki before you punched out a window."
"Minho still has that scar on his cheek from that folder I threw?"
"He does."
"I didn't mean to hit him. Who the hell gets a scar from a folder?"
"It was ripped plastic, and had a lot of shit in it. Remember?"]
THIS BANTER. SO GREAT. CAN'T.
Poor Minho, though. Laughing at his misfortune, because he WOULD have gotten that scar from something dumb. Not sport things, no. Of course not. Something stupid like this, for sure. xD

["You did, but now he's horribly disfigured for the rest of his life."]
BAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH SHUT UP HE'S FINE

ChangKyu at the club. Is that really what's about to happen? ...I am already laughing, and nothing's even happened yet. xD

["NONE OF THOSE GIRLS WILL TALK TO YOU. YOU'LL END UP ALONE WITH 20 CATS."]
YES. KYU KNOWS. THIS IS CHANGMIN'S FUTURE FOR SURE. I WOULD BET MONEY ON IT.

[This happened last night when Kyuhyun got a little too ballsy and decided to hop over the counter of the bar, trying to mix his drinks himself, and those of the 40 people around him, screaming “I AM THE MASTER OF THE BAR, BITCHES~ LET’S PARTY!” while he did so.]
KYU STOP xDD
/CAN'T BREATHE

Poor Changmin. Slapped in the face. I'm sure he deserved it, though. xD
YEP. TOTALLY RIGHT. HE DID DESERVE IT.
(For the record, pretty positive one way to say that in Japanese would be: 一緒にパーティに行きたい。ぼくのパンツの中である。Obviously I know all the Japanese I need for survival.)

ChangKyu at the club. I really...this mental image. It is a great one. xD

[HYUNG~~ HYUNG, DOES THIS LOOK OKAY? HYUNG~~ I’M YOUR FAVORITE, RIGHT~?]
FLAWLESS MINHO IMPRESSION. OH MY GOSH.

[“I kind of like this jacket~ It makes me look more refined~”]
CHANGMIN NEEDS TO STOP. xD
YES MICHAEL JACKSON. THOUGH KYU...PUT THOSE HIP THRUSTS AWAY. D: /immortal song 2 flashbacks

[“Not axe murderers. If anything, it’ll be ninjas or samurai. So at least it’ll be cool.”]
I must admit, Kyu's logic is pretty freaking flawless. I am impressed.

Oh my gosh. The worst possible place to end up. Kyu has the right idea.
NO CHANGMIN SHUT UP. JUST GO HOME AND SLEEP OFF YOUR DRUNKEN STUPOR. YOU ARE IN NO CONDITION TO HELP ANYONE RIGHT NOW.
...though Kyu WOULD be convinced just because it's a good story. Dumb boy. xD

"STAY CLASSY" THEY SAY AS THEY FINISH THEIR ALCOHOL AND LITTER

[Luckily, they remained unimpaled.]
I am just pleased this sentence exists.

Kyuline legend. These idiots. Only they would get into this kind of crap. xD

THIS FIC IS RIDICULOUS BUT I LOVE IT
SO MUCH LAUGHTER BECAUSE DUMB BOYS EVERYWHERE
THESE CLASSY BASTARDS

[lizziepro]

see, i would rate it R, but R to me involves a lot more than just bullshit like this and swearing. XD
let's be real. i swore like this when i was 13. no shame.
Changmin hates life a lot of the time, because awkward life, but if he's hammered then it's fine.
MHMMM, YEP. i was trying to think of things Kyu would throw, but not like heavy objects because that would just be bad. so a ripped plastic folder it was. ^^;;
KYU IS PSYCHIC, HE KNOWS ALL THE DESTINY THINGS.
kyu is a fucking idiot. all of the time. and i revel in its glory. XD
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GLAD I AM THAT YOU KNOW THAT IN JAPANESE?!
BECAUSE ACTUALLY. SO GOLD. YOU WILL SURVIVE REALLY WELL.
lolol all the minho impressions. because they love him a lot, but they give him so much shit. guaranteed.
KYU IS THE LOGIC KING.
except in this scenario because really....monks and their drunk asses is just the dumbest combo.

CLASSY BASTARDS FOR LIFE. ^.^