spider
There was a creepy spider on the wall of the bathroom this morning! My future husband was my hero, he dashingly weilded my flip flop as a spider squashing weapon, and knocked it off the wall into a pool of water on the sink, where he then squished and splashed it to death!
It was a creepy spider! light brown, maybe even yellowish or blonde (though i didn't see any hair) and i couldnt tell if it had 6 or 8 legs. So maybe it wasn't a spider. But it looked like a spider that might bite me! Now it's dead, hooray! Ding dong the witch is dead, witch is dead! i mean spider...
Future husband says it was a water bug spider, but i dont think they're such a thing. I think he made it up!
What if there are more?
It was a creepy spider! light brown, maybe even yellowish or blonde (though i didn't see any hair) and i couldnt tell if it had 6 or 8 legs. So maybe it wasn't a spider. But it looked like a spider that might bite me! Now it's dead, hooray! Ding dong the witch is dead, witch is dead! i mean spider...
Future husband says it was a water bug spider, but i dont think they're such a thing. I think he made it up!
What if there are more?