wrong shui
a personal favorite:
The master says, "In many ways, a man's life is like a shoe. The heel is your past. The sole is the future. And the laces are the present that binds the past and future together". I contemplated this wisdom as I watched the master rub ben-gay into a turnip. And a query fluttered into my mind, like a butterfly onto a mars bar. "Master?" , I ventured. "What about slip-ons?" Without hesitation, the master kneed me in the groin and said, "no one likes a smart ass". How true. How very very true.
The master says, "In many ways, a man's life is like a shoe. The heel is your past. The sole is the future. And the laces are the present that binds the past and future together". I contemplated this wisdom as I watched the master rub ben-gay into a turnip. And a query fluttered into my mind, like a butterfly onto a mars bar. "Master?" , I ventured. "What about slip-ons?" Without hesitation, the master kneed me in the groin and said, "no one likes a smart ass". How true. How very very true.