Wormy Bone
I'm sorry there's been no Lizzie Bone action in awhile, I've been bustin' my balls man! Lots o' homework...but that's not important. The other night I was brushing my hair and all of a sudden out of nowhere I see a perfectly red ring on my neck. It had about the circumfrence of a cigarette and had a pink interior. At first I was just like "Hey Rachel, check out my neck" but then it set in that I had not scraped, bruised, or burned my neck and I started freaking out. Dana said it was probably ringworm and we started researching. At this point I was pretty upset because it was too late to go to the health center and I was scared of three things: Exhibit A. I would wake up with red circles all over my body Exhibit B. I had infected all you guys and you'd all be super pissed Exhibit the Third. You'd all call me wormy. I went to the doctor the next morning and they said it wasn't ringworm because it was under my skin and probably was a burst vessel or something (which makes sense because it came out of nowhere). But they made me get my blood drawn which sucks because everyone knows I can't take needles. So now I look like I'm pretty into heroin AND I have a feeling that it was aliens that put the circle on my neck. Like crop circles only on humans. The important thing to remember is I may or may not be dead in the next week...and that Keanu Reeves is da man! And that's the story of the night I thought I had ringworm.
Much Wormy Love
Lizzie Bone
PS If it turns out the doctor was wrong and I do have ringworm or if ever I get it in the future no one is allowed to call me wormy or any variation of the name ie Wormy Bone, Worminator, Worm Bizzie, etc.
Much Wormy Love
Lizzie Bone
PS If it turns out the doctor was wrong and I do have ringworm or if ever I get it in the future no one is allowed to call me wormy or any variation of the name ie Wormy Bone, Worminator, Worm Bizzie, etc.