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Homework can blow it out it's ass...
If you get a chance go to allaboutfrogs.org. Jessica and I went there on friday night and did some froggy madlibs, and took a froggy quiz to see what type of frog we were. We also learned! Here's our madlibs...
Rupert’s Stein for Fuck Music Thine
By Lizzie Ward, Jessica Tracey, and allaboutfrogs.org
Once upon a time there was a chunky frog named Rupert. This frog was very bored so he decided to go on a twitchy adventure in search of the great belligerent fuck music.
So Rupert packed some Frog Steins and a favorite sasspirilla and then he decided he needed to canoodle his Big Squinty. But, by the time he was finished, he realized it was raining overalls and hot dogs outside.
'Oh No ', cried Rupert, 'If I go now I will get all sazzy '
So he decided to stay at home and have some Heroin in front of the Snagglepuss instead.
And
How Ginger Crunked for a Mach 5
(special appearance by the Holy Bible)
By Jessica Tracey, Lizzie Ward, and allaboutfrogs.org
There once was a princess named Ginger Rogers who lived in a noble kingdom in Botswana. One day she decided to go outside to play crunk games in the royal water closet.
She took with her a favorite bad mother fucker Holy Bible and went to play near the robot. But her prancy underoos got caught and she tripped and dropped her Holy Bible into the dangerous pond water.
She spliced and diced and macheted and then she noticed that there was a little hammy frog in the pond. The frog looked up at her and said, 'Don't worry princess I can find your Holy Bible for you All I ask is that you kiss me in return.'
Now the princess thought that this was totally bombastic but she really wanted to get her Holy Bible back. So she went for a walk around Pier 1 to do some serious snorkeling.
Finally, she returned and told the frog that she would kiss him. So the frog found her Holy Bible and she rewarded him with a kiss.
To her amazement, the frog turned into a salty Mach 5 She was hardcore, and they were married the next week and lived heavily ever after.
For all you that don't know, a Mach 5 is not a razor, it's a huge boner. Keep in mind this was made at 3:30 in the morning.
If you get a chance go to allaboutfrogs.org. Jessica and I went there on friday night and did some froggy madlibs, and took a froggy quiz to see what type of frog we were. We also learned! Here's our madlibs...
Rupert’s Stein for Fuck Music Thine
By Lizzie Ward, Jessica Tracey, and allaboutfrogs.org
Once upon a time there was a chunky frog named Rupert. This frog was very bored so he decided to go on a twitchy adventure in search of the great belligerent fuck music.
So Rupert packed some Frog Steins and a favorite sasspirilla and then he decided he needed to canoodle his Big Squinty. But, by the time he was finished, he realized it was raining overalls and hot dogs outside.
'Oh No ', cried Rupert, 'If I go now I will get all sazzy '
So he decided to stay at home and have some Heroin in front of the Snagglepuss instead.
And
How Ginger Crunked for a Mach 5
(special appearance by the Holy Bible)
By Jessica Tracey, Lizzie Ward, and allaboutfrogs.org
There once was a princess named Ginger Rogers who lived in a noble kingdom in Botswana. One day she decided to go outside to play crunk games in the royal water closet.
She took with her a favorite bad mother fucker Holy Bible and went to play near the robot. But her prancy underoos got caught and she tripped and dropped her Holy Bible into the dangerous pond water.
She spliced and diced and macheted and then she noticed that there was a little hammy frog in the pond. The frog looked up at her and said, 'Don't worry princess I can find your Holy Bible for you All I ask is that you kiss me in return.'
Now the princess thought that this was totally bombastic but she really wanted to get her Holy Bible back. So she went for a walk around Pier 1 to do some serious snorkeling.
Finally, she returned and told the frog that she would kiss him. So the frog found her Holy Bible and she rewarded him with a kiss.
To her amazement, the frog turned into a salty Mach 5 She was hardcore, and they were married the next week and lived heavily ever after.
For all you that don't know, a Mach 5 is not a razor, it's a huge boner. Keep in mind this was made at 3:30 in the morning.