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Dear Members of the Corporation Community:
While I may only be an Intern, I am fairly certain it is not my job to print things for you. I am sure you have access to more printers than I do. When I do print things for you, please do not bitch about how long it takes. This is not my fault, I did not build the printer and I need not tell ten other people before me to hit print. Be patient, thirty seconds will not make a differnce. Also, it is very difficult to do things for six different people at once, high heels are not especially easy to run in. Please take this into consideration when making me run back and forth like an idiot. Oh, and clear directions would be great. I am not psychic. To the best of my knowledge Dionne Warick is not in my family tree.
Thank you very much for paying me $23.50/hour today for overtime. Who knew that I could profit so much from indecisivity.
Sincerely, your very dedicated Intern,
Elizabeth
While I may only be an Intern, I am fairly certain it is not my job to print things for you. I am sure you have access to more printers than I do. When I do print things for you, please do not bitch about how long it takes. This is not my fault, I did not build the printer and I need not tell ten other people before me to hit print. Be patient, thirty seconds will not make a differnce. Also, it is very difficult to do things for six different people at once, high heels are not especially easy to run in. Please take this into consideration when making me run back and forth like an idiot. Oh, and clear directions would be great. I am not psychic. To the best of my knowledge Dionne Warick is not in my family tree.
Thank you very much for paying me $23.50/hour today for overtime. Who knew that I could profit so much from indecisivity.
Sincerely, your very dedicated Intern,
Elizabeth