"me and a bunch of 50 yr old birth giving hips fat asses"
today is officially the second day i have been on weight watchers. i save all my points (im allowed to eat 20 points a day: points are based on fiber,calories, and fat) so i can have pizza everyday. which costs me 4 points a fucking slice. crazy shit. lets see if i lose any weight :-) im supposed to lose 13 pounds. we shall see about that.
i have an awful headache. apparently there is a guard meeting tonight. boris, my boss, wont be there. i dont want to go and i really dont think i will. despite jakes lecturing about why i should i still, most likely, wont. they suck you get in the water and do "skills". no thanks, i will pass. the exact same thing i will say if a kid is drowning. if a kid says "lifeguard help i cant swim. help" i will say, "no thanks kid, i pass." (i really wont, i will attempt to save them but i dont know any of the skills because i never go to meetings haha)
i havnt written in a while. this is long. bye
i have an awful headache. apparently there is a guard meeting tonight. boris, my boss, wont be there. i dont want to go and i really dont think i will. despite jakes lecturing about why i should i still, most likely, wont. they suck you get in the water and do "skills". no thanks, i will pass. the exact same thing i will say if a kid is drowning. if a kid says "lifeguard help i cant swim. help" i will say, "no thanks kid, i pass." (i really wont, i will attempt to save them but i dont know any of the skills because i never go to meetings haha)
i havnt written in a while. this is long. bye