So this is pretty much the best link ever.
All other links, after this one, will pale in comparison
Small Japanese woman randomly living in some guy's closet. For A YEAR
Imagine having to explain that one to your closest friends and family.
Actually, no. I swing between "imagine having to" and "imagine GETTING to" explain that one.
Because you'd be simultaneously getting to talk about the most random thing in the world and having to justify less-than-scrupulous housekeeping policies.
"Yeah, so I'm so bad at housekeeping that for a year I almost totally missed the presence of another human being squatting in my house...but in other news there was a woman living in my house for a year and I had no idea."
My to-do list for the weekend just got longer. Examine all the places in my house I haven't been for a year and make sure there aren't any strangers amongst us.
EDITED: spiffybee indirectly pointed this out. Who here thinks the publishers of The Registry just ripped of one of the plot points from Real Genius?
Small Japanese woman randomly living in some guy's closet. For A YEAR
Imagine having to explain that one to your closest friends and family.
Actually, no. I swing between "imagine having to" and "imagine GETTING to" explain that one.
Because you'd be simultaneously getting to talk about the most random thing in the world and having to justify less-than-scrupulous housekeeping policies.
"Yeah, so I'm so bad at housekeeping that for a year I almost totally missed the presence of another human being squatting in my house...but in other news there was a woman living in my house for a year and I had no idea."
My to-do list for the weekend just got longer. Examine all the places in my house I haven't been for a year and make sure there aren't any strangers amongst us.
EDITED: spiffybee indirectly pointed this out. Who here thinks the publishers of The Registry just ripped of one of the plot points from Real Genius?