Writer's Block: Long Nights, Short Poems

[lizzasaurus]

why do i still count
syllables on my fingers
when i read haikus

very clever, Liz, very clever. (um, no)

Comments

[anbertim]

liz is not clever
tim is cleverer than liz
cause he writes haiku

[lizzasaurus]

touché.

[anbertim]

ttly

[highlifevista]

tim thinks he's clever
just because he writes haikus
but they don't make sense

[anbertim]

oh so russ is smart
lets watch russ write a haiku
and have a good laugh

[highlifevista]

yeah laugh your heart out
laugh cos my haikus are like
so damn ownage lahz

[lizzasaurus]

LET US ALL BEGIN
A HAIKU WAR ON THIS THREAD
OF LIZZIE'S JOURNAL

[highlifevista]

already begun
and has already ended
russ is haiku king!

[lizzasaurus]

let us all hail russ
venerable haiku king
(note the sarcasm)

[highlifevista]

Yes you shall hail me
But sarcasm is what brings you
To the guillotine

[lizzasaurus]

ah, fate has been dealt
(ha am i making sense here?!)
uh oh, drop. swish. splat.

[highlifevista]

ugh this is graphic
okay since it is christmas
your life shall be spared

[lizzasaurus]

a little too late!
there is blood all over now
what a tragedy

[highlifevista]

oh no but you see
in the spirit of christmas
I'll resurrect you

[lizzasaurus]

oh kind saviour
i thank you, um, uh, muchly
yeah, that's not a word.

[highlifevista]

hahaha lizzie
you are getting so lousy
at writing haikuz