Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizzie

[lizzasaurus]

haha, alliteration.

1. Cats use their Lizzie to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through!
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Lizzie to stand for parliament. they were first to see how aussome i am.
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lizzie! WHAT, NO THANK YOU.
4. Pound for pound, hamburgers

Comments

[areyousaved]

ahahaahahahahahhah that is sooooo funny
here's mine:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jane!

1. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Jane.
2. The Jane-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jane-fights take place there every day.
3. Antarctica is the only continent without Jane.
4. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Jane.
5. If you break Jane, you will get seven years of bad luck!

[lizzasaurus]

i know 5 is truuuue!

[areyousaved]

hahah i should tell potential boytoys that they better beware!!!!! no breaking jane unless they want to face the consequences!

[lizzasaurus]

hahaha ohh beware, boys, beware. ;D

[manics]

lol late but I just tried it.

1. If you chew gum while peeling Line then it will stop you from crying. (... o.o)
2. Research indicates that Line will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas. (Seriously.)
3. Line has a bifurcated penis! (LOL WHAT)
4. Line is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out. (That's not true!)
5. Line can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee! (o__o)
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Line, though it may feel uncomfortable! (LOL DNW PEOPLE TO EAT ME)
6. Line is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees. (lol what x 2)
7. Peanuts and Line are beans. (true!)
8. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Line. (My beauty is too much for them to handle...)
9. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Line. (LOLOLOLOL)

D: so many funny things.

[manics]

lol I replied to the wrong thing D: JUST HATE ME EVEN MORE, I AM NOT AWAKE OKAY I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF THINGS I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. *sits down crying*

[lizzasaurus]

*pokes you*

LMAO ALL YOUR POINTS ARE HILARIOUS.

LINE IS A BEAN.

[manics]

Stop poking. It hurts D: *sobs*

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME BEING A BEAN? Are you.... a beanist?

[lizzasaurus]

*pokes some more* HAHAHHA/

oh no no no, i am absolutely not a beanist. i love beans!

[manics]

STOP IT. Or.. or.. OR!!!!!!!

Sure? You know, dnw beanist's on my flist.

[lizzasaurus]

orwhat XD

OH YES I AM SURE. I LOVE BEANS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY CAN'T STICK THEIR TONGUES OUT AND HAVE BIFURCATED PENISES.

[manics]

ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! You shouldn't have asked! I didn't plan what to say after 'or' D:

REALLY? I'm one of a kind you know. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU LOVE THAT KIND OF BEANS IF I'M THE ONLY BEAN LIKE THAT AND YOU JUST MET ME?

[lizzasaurus]

HEH. I WIN! \0/

because bb, i believe in love at first sight.