Aug 09, 2007 09:15
the good citizens of nethybridge have requested that bob dylan save their local pub, valued at 375K. they suggest that he buys and runs the pub himself, to save them from a national conglomerate.
cos, it's no hassle, like, running a pub. doesn't take up your entire life for very little reward. and it'll be banging an' business will be great. 'specially when they get the zimmermeister himself back there pulling pints.
he was always going to regret his nethy purchase. cos it ain't nowhere, but there are a load of busy little folk there, who all want a slice of that tasty folk pie.