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Heh heh... This is a funny email I saw on the staff room table at my daycare that I thought I'd share.
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how it could be worse until you quit your whining.
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I do not want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.. I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend."
Send to 10 of your closest friends then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how it could be worse until you quit your whining.
When you are confused -- I will use little words.
When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I do not want whatever you have.
When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.. I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend."
Send to 10 of your closest friends then get depressed because you can only think of 4. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.