Oct 07, 2007 17:11
so on the way home from sierra's this morning, i came up with a new parody of hey there delilah.
i know, the parodying of that song has been done to death, but i was bored. i came up with a few lyrics in the car, and then at home i did the whole song.
it's pretty amazing.
however, this is not saying that i don't like the song. it's just a little..stalkerish. that's all.
Hey from Delilah
It’s just fine in New York City
I’m a thousand miles away
But dude I don’t think that’s such a pity
Like you do
I’m just a little scared of you
Oh yeah it’s true
Hey from Delilah
I think that this is a good distance
Please don’t worry I’m not lonely
You know you could go to prison
Open your eyes
I am not fooled by your disguise
By your disguise
Oh, please stay away from me...
Hey from Delilah
I know for you it must be hard
But just believe me dude
I’m not even sure that I know who you are
And that’s not good
Just know I’d sue you if I could
My word is good
Hey from Delilah
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would make you go away
I’d write it all
Over the edge of a cliff you’d fall
But that’s not all
Oh, please stay away from me...
A thousand miles is pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
And that is what makes me the most afraid
And you could also always take the bus
And I will run away because
You scare me even more than I can say
At first your song sounded so true
But there is something wrong with you
Your stalkery is really very lame
And you’re to blame
Hey from Delilah
You be good and don’t come near me
Two more years and I’ll be done with school
And I’ll be moving away to Peru
You know it’s all because of you
I can do whatever I want to
Hey there creepy dude, here’s to you
This one’s for you
Oh, please stay away from me
i think i really like writing parodies. that was actually really fun.