This is so stupid, but damned if it didn't make me laugh. I got the idea from
Sara. Go to google and search for "[your name] is." Silly, but awfully fun.
Liz is available for speaking engagements anywhere in the USA and Western Canada
Liz is one of my burros
Liz is listening to what you say
LIZ(tm) is a helpdesk telephony automation system
Liz is a full service salon
Liz is very personable, but she also enjoys using computers
Liz is always well-dressed and is her desk ever in a mess?
Liz is married to Richard Burton
Liz is also an accomplished outside hitter
Liz is Pregnant
Liz is a liar
Liz is Proudly Sponsored by Nike
Liz is trying to butter Paul up
Liz is a wonderful friend from Petite Elf
Liz is a 10-year-old, and a fashionable one at that!
Liz is a delightful girl with fair complexion and plenty of freckles to compliment her green eyes
Liz is a real person who you can talk to
Liz is given all the proof she needs to believe in Aliens
Liz is thoroughly devoted to her lovebird Tweety
Liz is damn cute
Liz is planting flowers and fantasizing about how it's too hot for a wedding
Liz is a bad driver
Liz is a Leonard Cohen fan
Liz is at a spa for cold-blooded animals
Liz is housetrained, friendly, active
Liz is: (a) anal-retentive (b) making unnecessary work for herself. (c) somewhat creative, if a bit eccentric
Liz is the most brightest student in the class
Liz is despondent that Johnny has given the job up in favour of Jim
Liz is NOT FALLING FOR IT