bob the stick man
whooooooo
lives in a pineapple under the sea
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
absorbant and yellow and porous is he
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
if nautical nonsense be something you wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
then drop on the deck and flop like a wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGE BOB
SQUARE PAAAAAANTS!
Yesterday I drew a picture of a smiling stick man on the whiteboard on my door. Someone named him Bob. He is now my best friend. We have great times together. I have been thinking of getting him a puppy for Christmas. Unfortunately, I don't know what religion he is. So I don't know what holiday he celebrates, if any. And since his birthday was yesterday, I would feel kind of bad giving him a late present. Well, I guess a late present is better than none at all, right?
Today in my literature class we discussed True Love. Which was a change, because usually we only talk about sex, death, violence, religion, adultery, racism, or insanity. Our discussion went something like this:
Teacher: Okay, in the English Patient, which couple do you think exemplifies True Love? Do either of them? What is your definition of True Love?
(silence)
Teacher: Anybody? Any opinions on Love?
Student #1: Uh, Hana and Kip banged outside on a rock.
Student #2: Dude, how does the English Patient have sex when he is burnt to a crisp?
Student #3: Do you think his dick burned off?
Student #2: Heheh, this one time, when I was exploding stuff in my backyard, my pants totally caught on fire.
oh, my life.
gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight
my motto's always been when it's right it's right
why wait until the middle of the cold cold night
WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?
lives in a pineapple under the sea
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
absorbant and yellow and porous is he
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
if nautical nonsense be something you wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
then drop on the deck and flop like a wish
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGE BOB
SQUARE PAAAAAANTS!
Yesterday I drew a picture of a smiling stick man on the whiteboard on my door. Someone named him Bob. He is now my best friend. We have great times together. I have been thinking of getting him a puppy for Christmas. Unfortunately, I don't know what religion he is. So I don't know what holiday he celebrates, if any. And since his birthday was yesterday, I would feel kind of bad giving him a late present. Well, I guess a late present is better than none at all, right?
Today in my literature class we discussed True Love. Which was a change, because usually we only talk about sex, death, violence, religion, adultery, racism, or insanity. Our discussion went something like this:
Teacher: Okay, in the English Patient, which couple do you think exemplifies True Love? Do either of them? What is your definition of True Love?
(silence)
Teacher: Anybody? Any opinions on Love?
Student #1: Uh, Hana and Kip banged outside on a rock.
Student #2: Dude, how does the English Patient have sex when he is burnt to a crisp?
Student #3: Do you think his dick burned off?
Student #2: Heheh, this one time, when I was exploding stuff in my backyard, my pants totally caught on fire.
oh, my life.
gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight
my motto's always been when it's right it's right
why wait until the middle of the cold cold night
WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?