Dear _ _ _ _ _ _ (fill in the blank)

Jul 22, 2009 18:40

"A house is made of walls and beams; a home is made of love and dreams."

Dear New Dishwasher,

I know we have yet to meet face-to-face, but I wanted to take this moment to tell you I love you. I adore you. You are giving back to my life Precious Time.

My heart is yours,
Eliza

Dear Two-Car Garage,

Thank you in advance for protecting the most delicate member of my family, Honda. Honda is really looking forward to meeting you.

Lizzy

Dear Neighbors Who Live Above Me,

You suck.

Kiss my ass goodbye,
That Girl in Apt #1

Dear Airplane,

Writing to you again, it seems. I know I've been avoiding you, you hollow tube of certain doom hurtling through the sky. Well guess what? We meet again in less than 48 hours. Dramamine & I plan to beat your vomit-inducing altitudes. At least, we're gonna try.

I really don't like you,
Liz

Dear Papa Bear,

You are the Love of My Life. I simply cannot believe that we will be sharing a home so soon. We have been talking and planning for this for so long and now it's happening. I am the happiest girl in the world.

About to get packing,
Lizzybear
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