The Three Demented Limericks of Liz
My dementedly-Fertile (note use of virtue) mind produced three limericks today. I don't know why. I couldn't really stop it from happening. I only demeaned the Dedicant List by posting 1 of them. From the lack of feedback, I am assuming the seriously-intellectual content of the list has numbed the readers to demented humor. I consider this a shame, as the world needs a bit more demented humor, but I will respect their desire to remain humor-free.
But this is my LJ, baby! And demented humor has not only a place here, but a home. And so, with no further ado, the limericks of the day. . . .
Manannan's Limerick
Here's to Manannan mac Lyr.
When he's at the gate we've got nothing to fear.
The bad ones stay out.
They can kick, scream and shout,
But Manannan won't let them get near.
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The Call of the Gods
Some ex-Wiccans miss circle casting.
Some ex-Buddhists miss all the fasting.
But when Druid gods call,
Just like back in old Gaul,
There's no choice but to take up their tasking.
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Moderation
There once was a man of excess
Who soon found his life was a mess.
The moderate virtue
He found he could not do.
"Give me more," he demanded, "not less!"
But this is my LJ, baby! And demented humor has not only a place here, but a home. And so, with no further ado, the limericks of the day. . . .
Manannan's Limerick
Here's to Manannan mac Lyr.
When he's at the gate we've got nothing to fear.
The bad ones stay out.
They can kick, scream and shout,
But Manannan won't let them get near.
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The Call of the Gods
Some ex-Wiccans miss circle casting.
Some ex-Buddhists miss all the fasting.
But when Druid gods call,
Just like back in old Gaul,
There's no choice but to take up their tasking.
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Moderation
There once was a man of excess
Who soon found his life was a mess.
The moderate virtue
He found he could not do.
"Give me more," he demanded, "not less!"