Summers long ago
I've started the cleaning process, in order to appease my mom so that I get to go to Warped.
In the process, I'm throwing away old notebooks (as a packrat, I hate to do so).
Currently on the chopping block, my MGF1106 notebook. Here, in their glory, are all the Ascher quotes I want to save, that only Laura and I will truely appreciate.
The problem: You have 2 pants (blue, orange), 3 shirts (stripes, dots, plaid) and 2 hats (red, yellow).
"You may be a clown... Ok, you're definitely a clown. Or a mathematician!"
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"So the inequality is?!?" *waves arms behind his head*
-Silence-
*puts arms down*
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Ascher: "Et-cet-era"
Liz: "What is this, the King and I?"
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*Ascher spells business incorrectly as "buisness" for the fiftieth time*
Laura: "Proof he's not an English major."
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*lightning strikes, building shakes from resounding thunder*
Ascher: "WOW! That was BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
*Liz and Laura snicker*
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Problem: There are 10 soccer teams. Teams must play each other once...
"They want to play with each other... Ok, that just sounded weird."
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July 21, 2003 - Ascher apparently said "Good Morning" to me specifically. lol.
"We're THRILLED!"
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While reviewing for our second test:
"You may think, 'Man, that jerk James...'"
*Laura and Liz look at each other* "James?!?"
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"We do our clever astute thing... Oh, no we haven't done that yet. Damn."
"And that, is our happy little answer."
"I'm going to be a sneaky fellow..."
"What's extremely fashionable to ask?!?"
"Just for grins and giggles..."
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No wonder I got a B in that class. I was too busy drooling over Ascher and his adorkable-ness to get any math done! lol.
In the process, I'm throwing away old notebooks (as a packrat, I hate to do so).
Currently on the chopping block, my MGF1106 notebook. Here, in their glory, are all the Ascher quotes I want to save, that only Laura and I will truely appreciate.
The problem: You have 2 pants (blue, orange), 3 shirts (stripes, dots, plaid) and 2 hats (red, yellow).
"You may be a clown... Ok, you're definitely a clown. Or a mathematician!"
-----
"So the inequality is?!?" *waves arms behind his head*
-Silence-
*puts arms down*
----
Ascher: "Et-cet-era"
Liz: "What is this, the King and I?"
----
*Ascher spells business incorrectly as "buisness" for the fiftieth time*
Laura: "Proof he's not an English major."
----
*lightning strikes, building shakes from resounding thunder*
Ascher: "WOW! That was BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
*Liz and Laura snicker*
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Problem: There are 10 soccer teams. Teams must play each other once...
"They want to play with each other... Ok, that just sounded weird."
-----
July 21, 2003 - Ascher apparently said "Good Morning" to me specifically. lol.
"We're THRILLED!"
---
While reviewing for our second test:
"You may think, 'Man, that jerk James...'"
*Laura and Liz look at each other* "James?!?"
-----
"We do our clever astute thing... Oh, no we haven't done that yet. Damn."
"And that, is our happy little answer."
"I'm going to be a sneaky fellow..."
"What's extremely fashionable to ask?!?"
"Just for grins and giggles..."
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No wonder I got a B in that class. I was too busy drooling over Ascher and his adorkable-ness to get any math done! lol.