I tell about my dirty life and times

[lizblackdog]

No, not that kind of dirt. Sorry darlings. But I've just plugged my keyboard back in after taking it apart - keys pried off and everything - and removing the incredible crapglomeration of coffee-soaked cigarette ash, dog hair and tobacco shreds wedged between keys and board. I had to; there was a particularly solid wedge stopping me from using J, K and L, and I think it was on the verge of developing sentience.

It feels like a completely different keyboard now. Wow.