32 }{ i am reaching the point
this is gonna be really long, guys. so hang out. get a drink.
all right sphere, we have to sit down and have a long discussion. i don't mean sphere as if talking to the tree (which is fairly common and i have done on a couple of occasions) but all you other people linked through my journals. basically, this is sort of pointed at everyone who's suddenly going all crying and weeping and angry and flipping tables and that kind of thing. first of flipping tables is totally my schtick, so you better not take it, okay? Go...kick leaves or something like that. okay? good.
secondly, if my continued presence means all of you will stop breaking out into hysterical weeping, i guess i can hang around. I was in rivelata because it's fucking warm there, right? and some asshole fucking pickpockets me. who's the jerk who pickpockets a book out of a LIZARDMAN'S POCKET? I'm impressed. but anyway, it took me a while to track the jerk down, but i did. i didn't know if rivelata had a prison? so i just put him on a roof. and if he gets off he can continue pickpocketing. and if not, he should learn better.
nah, i'm pretty sure the sudden bursts of tears have nothing to do with me. but really, i have no idea what you guys are crying about. because people go and come all the fucking time, right? duh? I mean, everyone flipped out over Chosen and he's back. and everyone flipped over Ran the first time and she's back! i know she's not back this time, but that's another story. and furthermore, is there some sort of telekinetic FORCE that tells people when to cry about things? i mean, fallen or cle haven't posted and no one's weeping about them? east? CROW? i mean, no one's heard from HIM either.
hell, me, eh? no love for me? jerks.
but then drake suddenly disappears and everyone's like WAH WAH DRINKING CRYING BLEHHHH and so on.
i mean, first of all, he'll probably come back. even if he IS dead. the elevator might have eaten him, some jerk might have taken his journal. he might have lost it. he might be lost in the wilderness. maybe he's just sick and can't write in his journal. it seems like there are a lot of options, and everyone (except fugue, you're a dick but at least you're not getting all weepy?) is automatically like WAH WAH DEATH MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
i am totally aware how much of a dick i sound like here. and i imagine a whole bunch of you will look at this entry and go MAN IS HE A JERK or perhaps give me a talking-to (lucy?) but really, i'm telling it how i see it. see, trust me, i know how about flipping out over people's disappearance. if everyone forgot that, they're welcome to look back into my journal. however, it seems like a whole bunch of wasted energy right? even IF whoever we're crying about isn't coming back.. it's kind of shitty to ring it in with super-weeping and table flipping ain't it? they'd probably want us to like... you know, just go out and continue being dumb fucks. i mean, i don't like drake (and he doens't like me) and maybe his idea of celebrating his death SHOULD be crying hysterically everywhere but.. i don't know, that also seems relatively unreasonable.
also, hey, i wonder why the sphere isn't doing anything too weird? it's been pretty average lately. maybe because if rivelata? in that case, let's just keep it here full-time. wouldn't have a problem with that. also, i told fugue i wanted to be a guard. will you be able to survival without me, smoke?
also i want to revise the list of people i made in the sphere way back when i was born, but shit keeps coming up. damn.
it's really weird that i feel like I'M the voice of reason here, but hey, if the rest of you are busy sobbing hysterically, someone's got to do it.
all right sphere, we have to sit down and have a long discussion. i don't mean sphere as if talking to the tree (which is fairly common and i have done on a couple of occasions) but all you other people linked through my journals. basically, this is sort of pointed at everyone who's suddenly going all crying and weeping and angry and flipping tables and that kind of thing. first of flipping tables is totally my schtick, so you better not take it, okay? Go...kick leaves or something like that. okay? good.
secondly, if my continued presence means all of you will stop breaking out into hysterical weeping, i guess i can hang around. I was in rivelata because it's fucking warm there, right? and some asshole fucking pickpockets me. who's the jerk who pickpockets a book out of a LIZARDMAN'S POCKET? I'm impressed. but anyway, it took me a while to track the jerk down, but i did. i didn't know if rivelata had a prison? so i just put him on a roof. and if he gets off he can continue pickpocketing. and if not, he should learn better.
nah, i'm pretty sure the sudden bursts of tears have nothing to do with me. but really, i have no idea what you guys are crying about. because people go and come all the fucking time, right? duh? I mean, everyone flipped out over Chosen and he's back. and everyone flipped over Ran the first time and she's back! i know she's not back this time, but that's another story. and furthermore, is there some sort of telekinetic FORCE that tells people when to cry about things? i mean, fallen or cle haven't posted and no one's weeping about them? east? CROW? i mean, no one's heard from HIM either.
hell, me, eh? no love for me? jerks.
but then drake suddenly disappears and everyone's like WAH WAH DRINKING CRYING BLEHHHH and so on.
i mean, first of all, he'll probably come back. even if he IS dead. the elevator might have eaten him, some jerk might have taken his journal. he might have lost it. he might be lost in the wilderness. maybe he's just sick and can't write in his journal. it seems like there are a lot of options, and everyone (except fugue, you're a dick but at least you're not getting all weepy?) is automatically like WAH WAH DEATH MY LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!
i am totally aware how much of a dick i sound like here. and i imagine a whole bunch of you will look at this entry and go MAN IS HE A JERK or perhaps give me a talking-to (lucy?) but really, i'm telling it how i see it. see, trust me, i know how about flipping out over people's disappearance. if everyone forgot that, they're welcome to look back into my journal. however, it seems like a whole bunch of wasted energy right? even IF whoever we're crying about isn't coming back.. it's kind of shitty to ring it in with super-weeping and table flipping ain't it? they'd probably want us to like... you know, just go out and continue being dumb fucks. i mean, i don't like drake (and he doens't like me) and maybe his idea of celebrating his death SHOULD be crying hysterically everywhere but.. i don't know, that also seems relatively unreasonable.
also, hey, i wonder why the sphere isn't doing anything too weird? it's been pretty average lately. maybe because if rivelata? in that case, let's just keep it here full-time. wouldn't have a problem with that. also, i told fugue i wanted to be a guard. will you be able to survival without me, smoke?
also i want to revise the list of people i made in the sphere way back when i was born, but shit keeps coming up. damn.
it's really weird that i feel like I'M the voice of reason here, but hey, if the rest of you are busy sobbing hysterically, someone's got to do it.