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[lizardmobile]

I fuckin' hate pukin' my guts out and it NOT be from me bein' shit-faced drunk.

Also. Just a little FYI: Whenever I find who DID THIS to me, I'm going to fuckin' kill you. Not even joking. I will fuckin' murder the fuck out of you. :) Don't think I can't do it, either; I can be very creative with a balisong. :)

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[infundibular]

But then you'd be a single mother!

[lizardmobile]

. . . Th' fuck do I care?! Bastard knocked me up, he's gonna' get what's comin' to 'im!

[infundibular]

It takes two to fuck.

[lizardmobile]

sdfsdflk I FUCKIN' KNOW THAT!! BUT TH' HELL!!

...
.... he coulda'.. used a rubber 'r somethin'...

[infundibular]

You probably didn't mention that to that guy either.

Coulda! Obviously he didn't. Ever hear of the morning after pill?

[ooc: strike is so very gone]

[lizardmobile]

Tch. Obviously.

.... No. What the hell is that?

[ RUI KNOWS NOTHING ]

[infundibular]

It's a pill you take the day after you have sex in case you forgot to use a condom to make sure you don't end up in your situation.

Too late for that now, of course.

[lizardmobile]

..................

WELL A LOT OF GOOD THAT DOES ME NOW!!!

.. Ugh.

[infundibular]

I already told you to get an abortion.

[lizardmobile]

... I know.