Letter From NIS COUNTRIES:

Nov 30, 2002 00:55

To clarify: Drawn to scale? Perhaps! Perhaps not! I refuse to spend my time entertaining the irrefutable evidence of a common crum bum. The etymology of snakehead fish has little to do with united states currency. My statements are not fueled by my weak-willed political agenda! How dare such accusations besiege me! I will not be made a cuckold. Sinus pressure and intolerable responses to third rate African American literature are my prime concerns.

Perhaps the currency in question is little more than an elaborate scheme to trap several of our less perceptive members of society. I will post no further JPG files, in the past I have offered several heartwarming depictions of some of the most desirable aspects of our seemingly useless existence. There will be no more intended excursions to NIS COUNTRIES. Lymantria Dispar no longer exist. The presence of ominous pests has alleviated our ability to construct reasonable conclusions. Serin Gas attacks have stunted our emotional capabilities and left our genitals inoperable.

The heart of my argument? United states currency has absolutely no influence on my resolution. I will continue to post pixilated images of devastating pests performing devastating actions of devastation, devasting your devastated sense of redundancy.

Drawn to scale?!? Pure poppycock!
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