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My day...
Customer: “This phone is crap. It’s garbage. It powers down all the time and the mic is scratchy.”
RSA: “May I see the phone?”
Customer: “FINE. Here. It’s CRAP.”
*checks phone*
RSA: “The phone got wet.”
Customer: “What?”
RSA: “There’s an indicator on the back. When it’s red, like this, that means the phone got wet.”
Customer: “…”
RSA: “Would you like to look at other options you may have today?”
Customer: “That phone is CRAP.”
RSA: *grabs letter opener, vaults across desk and stabs customer in eye* “You know you deserved that.”
Customer: “This phone is crap. It’s garbage. It powers down all the time and the mic is scratchy.”
RSA: “May I see the phone?”
Customer: “FINE. Here. It’s CRAP.”
*checks phone*
RSA: “The phone got wet.”
Customer: “What?”
RSA: “There’s an indicator on the back. When it’s red, like this, that means the phone got wet.”
Customer: “…”
RSA: “Would you like to look at other options you may have today?”
Customer: “That phone is CRAP.”
RSA: *grabs letter opener, vaults across desk and stabs customer in eye* “You know you deserved that.”