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I am at my sisters right now and last night was a LOT of fun! My neice Crystal, Josh (my sister's fiances son), and I went for a walk last night. I was wearing a cowboy hat (A REALLY SWEET ONE) everyone kept honking their horns and such. I was also doing some crazy stuff, as always, like waving at people, and I even told a cop what a tight ass he has, though I didnt know he was a cop at the time! Then my neice pulled me over and whispered something in my ear, when this retarded kid shouted as us LEZBIANS! I turned around and was like THATS RIGHT BUDDY!
I am guessing we walked for over 2 miles to this shopping area and we tried to go into Value World, but they were closed, just didnt have their doors locked, we knew that they had closed but we were being dicks anyway and walked in, they were like UMMMM were closed! So we walked out and went to the next store, which was closed as well. Then we saw Zap Zone and it was only $4 per game on Tuesdays! How sweet is that?!? So we called back to ask if we could play and they said NO because it was getting late and we needed to start walking back asap!
We were a little upset, and Josh said that we should just go play anyway, and I said NO lets go. So we started walking back home and we stopped in at a gas station on our way back. When the clerk was like *hey baby I like your hat* and I was just like thanks. Then he gave me my dollar back from change and he wouldnt let it go and was like here you go hun and just held on to the other end of my dollar, and I was like HEY and he let it go lol. So we took our popsicles (we bought the firecracker popsicle things there) and we went outside. Then Crystal and Josh went back in to get his number so that we could fuck with him later on that night. The guy's name was William and he wrote it on my neices hand and was like "you have soft hands" and wouldnt let her go lol, what a freak!
So they come back and Josh's dad calls and was like "how was lazer tagg?" When we told him that we hadnt played, he said that he thought we would just play anyway, so he said that we can go play. Lol so we walked back to Lazer Tagg and paid for it. We sit in the waiting room so that we can go play and there is a bunch of freakos sitting in there with us. This girl starts to give the other girl a lap dance and was like "hey theres other people in here!" talking about us. I was like OH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WANT ONE! lol and she started walking towards me and I was like AHH JUST KIDDING! (very afraid of anything that is homosexual) Finally we got into the room to put our vests on and that girl that was giving lap dances was like I am gonna be on their team and started talking to me. Then she was like well I think I am gonna go to the red team and I was like "well if you arent on the blue team your gonna lose!" and then she was like "so you like lap dances and lazer tagg?" Then she asked my name and all this other stuff, it was pretty fun. So we played and my vest shut off 3/4 way into the game, so I was pissed and we didnt even wait for our scores to come in, we just left.
We decided that we were going to give William another visit on our way home lol, so we stopped bye and bought some more popsicles. This time though he wasnt the clerk, some old guy was. There was a lady in front of us and she was talking on the phone and was like "I am going to make your life a living hell!" So when I got up to the counter I was like WHOA and the guy behind the counter was like "She was mad huh?" and I was like REALLY mad and we laughed at her. So he made my change and we started walking out the door when William is RIGHT behind me and was like "How are you hun?, good huh?" and he freaked the hell outta me lol. So we started walking again.
On our way we got really thirsty so we stopped at 7/11. They went in and I was about to walk in when this guy pops in front of me and I just stood there holding the door, then he says "beauty before the beast" and I went through and he was like "see ya later beautiful!" He was OLD and DRUNK! We went to the back of the store and bought a huge water bottle with a squirty top so that we could all drink from that one but not have to share a top. We get to the line, and guess who is in front of me? That same drunk old guy, and he was like "are you from down south or from just down under?" so I told him from down under and then he asked if I had an accent to go with my hat, and he proceeded to use a fake accent. Well they had this deal there that if you made any purchase you get a free 12 OZ slurpee so I went and got that and by the time I got back he was gone THANK GOD! But when we walked out of the store he was sitting in his van and was saying stuff to us so we ran away lol. This is all at like 10 o'clock at night in Taylor.
That was all the exciting stuff really that happened on our walk, but more happened when we got home.
We got home and we called William, but it wasnt his home phone number, it was the work phone number, what a loser lol. He had gone home already and an old guy answered so we decided to talk to him anyway. He was 40 years old and I think his name is Alex. I also think it was the guy that I had talked to about the woman being REALLY mad that was in front of us. I asked him if he liked young girls lol and he did. Then I asked his hobbies and he said eating. Then I asked if he would feed me and he said yes, he wanted to know what I wanted. So I told him really big pickles and sausages. That led to measurement sizes lol, he said he hadnt ever measured his before, then asked for mine. So I told him and he was like NICE, very nice size. Then I asked if he had a ruler around and somehow we got disconnected.
Then we hear fighting outside and we run out there to see what is happeneing. It was a guy and a girl and the guy hit her! Thats when this other neighbor comes out who is on the phone with the police and asked us if we knew them, we were like no, but we are worried as well and he hit her! So he told the cops and went looking for them himself. We went back inside and got on our bathing suits to get into the hot tub. This is at like midnight.
We were out there for awhile, when the cop showed up finally lol, but by that time it was WAAAAY to late and they had already left.
We got out and came in and went to bed. This morning my neice came in at like 10:30! I NEVER get up that early, are you kidding me? We decided to make a call to William lol, she wouldnt talk to him, so I did. We talked for like half an hour. I found out a LOT about this guy in the little bit of time that we talked.
~He is the manager ~He works 15-20 hours a DAY ~20 years old ~He doesnt like black people ~He supports his mom and his little brother ~Hes getting ready to buy his own Subway ~He thought I was hott
Lol and we had a bunch of other stuff to say that I dont really remember, but I told him that I listen to country music and he laughed at me. Then I told him that he should go buy Kenny Chesney's CD and he said "why would I do that?" and I told him that if he didnt like it then he can give it to me. Where he proceeded to say that I already had it. Yeah Yeah lol it was fun. Then I asked if he could make me a free sandwhich when he gets his own store and then he was like, well you can work for me! Lol thats funny.
That was all that really happened today. My neice is going to be in big trouble because she left without her moms permission and its all a big mess that would take up a lot of time to type out, and I dont feel like it. So that is it, I will be home later tonight if anyone wants to hang out!
I am guessing we walked for over 2 miles to this shopping area and we tried to go into Value World, but they were closed, just didnt have their doors locked, we knew that they had closed but we were being dicks anyway and walked in, they were like UMMMM were closed! So we walked out and went to the next store, which was closed as well. Then we saw Zap Zone and it was only $4 per game on Tuesdays! How sweet is that?!? So we called back to ask if we could play and they said NO because it was getting late and we needed to start walking back asap!
We were a little upset, and Josh said that we should just go play anyway, and I said NO lets go. So we started walking back home and we stopped in at a gas station on our way back. When the clerk was like *hey baby I like your hat* and I was just like thanks. Then he gave me my dollar back from change and he wouldnt let it go and was like here you go hun and just held on to the other end of my dollar, and I was like HEY and he let it go lol. So we took our popsicles (we bought the firecracker popsicle things there) and we went outside. Then Crystal and Josh went back in to get his number so that we could fuck with him later on that night. The guy's name was William and he wrote it on my neices hand and was like "you have soft hands" and wouldnt let her go lol, what a freak!
So they come back and Josh's dad calls and was like "how was lazer tagg?" When we told him that we hadnt played, he said that he thought we would just play anyway, so he said that we can go play. Lol so we walked back to Lazer Tagg and paid for it. We sit in the waiting room so that we can go play and there is a bunch of freakos sitting in there with us. This girl starts to give the other girl a lap dance and was like "hey theres other people in here!" talking about us. I was like OH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WANT ONE! lol and she started walking towards me and I was like AHH JUST KIDDING! (very afraid of anything that is homosexual) Finally we got into the room to put our vests on and that girl that was giving lap dances was like I am gonna be on their team and started talking to me. Then she was like well I think I am gonna go to the red team and I was like "well if you arent on the blue team your gonna lose!" and then she was like "so you like lap dances and lazer tagg?" Then she asked my name and all this other stuff, it was pretty fun. So we played and my vest shut off 3/4 way into the game, so I was pissed and we didnt even wait for our scores to come in, we just left.
We decided that we were going to give William another visit on our way home lol, so we stopped bye and bought some more popsicles. This time though he wasnt the clerk, some old guy was. There was a lady in front of us and she was talking on the phone and was like "I am going to make your life a living hell!" So when I got up to the counter I was like WHOA and the guy behind the counter was like "She was mad huh?" and I was like REALLY mad and we laughed at her. So he made my change and we started walking out the door when William is RIGHT behind me and was like "How are you hun?, good huh?" and he freaked the hell outta me lol. So we started walking again.
On our way we got really thirsty so we stopped at 7/11. They went in and I was about to walk in when this guy pops in front of me and I just stood there holding the door, then he says "beauty before the beast" and I went through and he was like "see ya later beautiful!" He was OLD and DRUNK! We went to the back of the store and bought a huge water bottle with a squirty top so that we could all drink from that one but not have to share a top. We get to the line, and guess who is in front of me? That same drunk old guy, and he was like "are you from down south or from just down under?" so I told him from down under and then he asked if I had an accent to go with my hat, and he proceeded to use a fake accent. Well they had this deal there that if you made any purchase you get a free 12 OZ slurpee so I went and got that and by the time I got back he was gone THANK GOD! But when we walked out of the store he was sitting in his van and was saying stuff to us so we ran away lol. This is all at like 10 o'clock at night in Taylor.
That was all the exciting stuff really that happened on our walk, but more happened when we got home.
We got home and we called William, but it wasnt his home phone number, it was the work phone number, what a loser lol. He had gone home already and an old guy answered so we decided to talk to him anyway. He was 40 years old and I think his name is Alex. I also think it was the guy that I had talked to about the woman being REALLY mad that was in front of us. I asked him if he liked young girls lol and he did. Then I asked his hobbies and he said eating. Then I asked if he would feed me and he said yes, he wanted to know what I wanted. So I told him really big pickles and sausages. That led to measurement sizes lol, he said he hadnt ever measured his before, then asked for mine. So I told him and he was like NICE, very nice size. Then I asked if he had a ruler around and somehow we got disconnected.
Then we hear fighting outside and we run out there to see what is happeneing. It was a guy and a girl and the guy hit her! Thats when this other neighbor comes out who is on the phone with the police and asked us if we knew them, we were like no, but we are worried as well and he hit her! So he told the cops and went looking for them himself. We went back inside and got on our bathing suits to get into the hot tub. This is at like midnight.
We were out there for awhile, when the cop showed up finally lol, but by that time it was WAAAAY to late and they had already left.
We got out and came in and went to bed. This morning my neice came in at like 10:30! I NEVER get up that early, are you kidding me? We decided to make a call to William lol, she wouldnt talk to him, so I did. We talked for like half an hour. I found out a LOT about this guy in the little bit of time that we talked.
~He is the manager ~He works 15-20 hours a DAY ~20 years old ~He doesnt like black people ~He supports his mom and his little brother ~Hes getting ready to buy his own Subway ~He thought I was hott
Lol and we had a bunch of other stuff to say that I dont really remember, but I told him that I listen to country music and he laughed at me. Then I told him that he should go buy Kenny Chesney's CD and he said "why would I do that?" and I told him that if he didnt like it then he can give it to me. Where he proceeded to say that I already had it. Yeah Yeah lol it was fun. Then I asked if he could make me a free sandwhich when he gets his own store and then he was like, well you can work for me! Lol thats funny.
That was all that really happened today. My neice is going to be in big trouble because she left without her moms permission and its all a big mess that would take up a lot of time to type out, and I dont feel like it. So that is it, I will be home later tonight if anyone wants to hang out!