Jun 21, 2005 13:20
You know what really makes me mad? Cereal boxes that give lizards bad reps! Honey-Comb's Craver is fighting this lizard guy and this is what it says about lizards in general:
TOP 5 REASONS THE CRAVER BATTLES THE LIZARD
#5- He's NEVER met a LIZARD he really liked
#4- LIZARDS have real BAD attitudes
#3- HIS cave breath smells
#2- LIZARDS are just TOO pushy
#1- CRAVER WANTS HIS HONEYCOMB!
TOP 5 REASONS THOSE 5 THINGS GIVE THE BAD IMPRESSION TO KIDS!
#5- By saying hes never met a lizard hes really liked is telling kids that ALL lizards are gross and bad! If a kid grows up with parents and other role-models telling them that something is gross then its put into their head that its gross without actully developing their own opinion. You have to allow a child to develope an opinion on how THEY feel, not what everyone else does!
#4- By telling kids that they have real bad attitudes, it makes lizards look like they are mean and aggressive. Good way to scare a kid!
#3- You cant even smell their breath! What are they basing this shit on?
#2- You cant have a pushy lizard, they are a freakin reptile! You train them to be who they are. They dont have personality issues because they are not a "human" and giving them that human personality trait is WRONG/INCORRECT/STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#1- We DONT always get what we want!